Ahhhhhhh!!!! I am so fucking ecstatic. No more uni. Let me just get this out of my system: NO MORE UNI!!! Okay, I feel better. So, in celebration of the night I had last night (I didn't do ANYTHING except watch the simpsons - ahhh....heaven) here are 20 important lessons I have learnt from the Simpsons:

1. Mother mole milk is addictive.
2. Jesus is equivalent to about 6 leprechauns but is harder to catch.
3. Gypsies can be vengeful.
4. Nerds conduct electricity.
5. Rupert Murdoch is one beautiful man.
6. Indoor plumbing - the lack of it could kill someone's mother.
7. All protestors are wrong.
8. Nuclear power is my friend.
9. Non-violence never solved anything.
10. Even monsters need air.
11. Japanese prisons are fun.
12. Flanders is a jerk.
13. Yoyos are cool...no matter what anyone says.
14. When worms speak they sound like a lamb...if a lamb could speak.
15. God doesn't like you to desicrate a church by owning it and having week long commandment breaking parties (go figure...I guess all those priests are going to have to move out of the vatican)
16. Who needs a man in their life when they could have an iguana named Jub Jub instead?
17. Stealing someone's identity when they go to war is okay so long as everyone likes you better.
18. Every lefty tree hugger worth their salt pocket mulch and wont eat anything that casts a shadow.
19. Dolphins are actually murderous jerks...the "assassins of the sea"
20. All your problems can be solved in a little under twenty minutes.

Alright...now for more celebratory doing nothing (ahhh...so good it feels.)

Love**