Quick answer, Yes.
Long answer, Fuck yes. (because there's more words).
What is so special about the sentence Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo.
Oh I see.
But on a more serious note, heres a list of stange things I've found on or in or around my person, also where I found them:
- a pen in my undies, don't know why, or how.
- a cotton bud in my navel. long story
- several undies in my undies. they were put there before i put them on and I forgot to take them out.
- i once found a red stain on the back of my neck and on my pillow, that turned out to be the melted remains of a frosty fruit.
- spagetti shapes, in my mouth, un-eaten, they had been there for 4 hours.
- I once put a bean bag bean up my nose, that was fun.
- I often wake up with one or more fingers in one or more holes. (nose, mouth, other mouth, ear etc)
- a near hole packet of burnt matches in my hair.
- shaving cream moustache.
- jelly crystals all over my body. Year 7 camp...lots of fun.
You know what pisses me off? no well maybe you should listen more. Or you could just read the following:
All through primary school and much of the first year of high school, I was the biggest loser, and I liked it because, it gave me something to work off.
Now in year 10, people are starting to like me, I've got a girlfriend (yah), I get invited to shit, I've learnt the way of the sleaze, and have lost a ton of weight. But fuck it's not helpful, as now I'm like everyone else, I have nothing to seperate me from the pack...well except that giant mole thats growing between my eyes (expalins the moleman thing huh).
Well till next time, MOLE OUT.
