It’s been quite some time since I posted last, and that’s not fair to everyone who is kind enough to subscribe to this glorified MySpace page.

It’s 2017, friends! Have y’all done anything Crazy yet?! I have, though probably not to the same degree the next guy would call “crazy”.

I’m back in the dating “game”, though this Relationship is anything but a damn game. I hate relationship games. They’re exhausting and always end with someone hurt and/or angry.

His code name? Cx2, which is pronounced C-Squared. Why Cx2 instead of taking the .02 seconds it would take to type out C-Squared? It’s easier for me to write because, – and I am terribly sorry – I’m a lazy bastard.

Anyway, a new beau is number one on my crazy list of NEW YEAR NEW ME bullshit. Number two has yet to become official, but I am going to get another tattoo (fingers crossed I get to go next week). 

Imaginary Question: But, MACK! What are you going to get?

Answer: I have no idea!!! *que maniacal laughter*

Yes, friends, I am riding by the seat of my pants this year. Not literally, as hilarious as that would be, but you get the point. I digress. Again.

ANYWAY! New boyfriend, new tattoo, what else could I possibly do? So so much, darlings. So much. Going back to red as soon as my hair can safely be dyed again, maybe some edgy piercings? A book? I don’t know! The point is that my capacity for NEW has only increased – exponentially so, at that – and my energy level has reached an all-time high. I can be anyone, anything I want. 

Anyyywho! I’m gonna let y’all go before I ramble myself into nonexistance. It’s been real, it’s been fun, it’s been real fun. 

Until next time, my friends. #MuchLove