2024-03-21 16:06
I just had a “Snap Meal” from Imperfect Foods. Prior to this “meal” I assumed that chickens were avian, organic lifeforms, descended from dinosaurs. I know better now… Read More
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2023-11-02 19:38
2023-08-19 14:07
Some more useless items that make the Web great Read More
2023-08-14 18:03
McSweeney’s has been on fire lately, and this gem is no exception. I REGRET TO ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL NOT BE CANCELING MY PLANS WITH YOU TONIGHT Some random flotsam… Read More
2023-07-07 17:37
2023-05-30 13:01
Made this for my kids Read More
2023-04-29 14:15
1 First off is this gem my wife found. The 2023 Lost and Found Index. Some real gems in here. Among my favorites: Definitely worth a skim… 2 These astonishing… Read More
2023-03-03 13:26
A former coworker posted something today about the awkwardness of running into coworkers in public places. How, despite liking that person, you instantly lose the ability to form speech. It… Read More
2023-02-15 17:48
Computer security is a subject that, with the sole exception of Mr. Robot, has never been portrayed realistically on movies or television. I had a lot of help on this… Read More
2023-02-11 21:12
And as a special tribute, I decided to ask ChatGPT how I am described. This was the response: Davezilla is a humorous blogger who is known for his witty and… Read More
2023-01-25 18:38
2023-01-20 20:44
A giant, flying vagina was seen over Turkey last week. Several Turkish incels died trying to jump high enough to have wanton sex with the cloud that “owed them” and… Read More
2022-06-16 13:49
I know. That term is politically incorrect. And I am not applying it to those with true mental illnesses. I’m talking about those times when eccentricity goes a wee bit… Read More
2022-06-13 16:19
I hate the taste of brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice. Even worse is an apple followed by a Pep-O-Mint Lifesaver. Don’t try this at home Read More
2022-06-12 16:27
I’ve seen some terrible ideas for tattoos in my time. Hell, I’ve come up with some. But the public does it better. Homer Simpson bending over so the tat owner’s… Read More
2022-02-26 17:03
I bought this domain. Yep. February 22, 1998. That means next year, my blog will be a quarter century old. One of the oldest on the planet. Crazy town. Thank you for sticking with me. I am g… Read More
2022-02-08 02:10
The post You can thank me later appeared first on Davezilla: Clean humor, filthy comments Read More
2022-01-08 14:42
Remember this shit? I could never get a bubble bigger than 2” and it smelled like a Victorian turpentine factory. The bubbles were generally forest green with the faintest whisper of y… Read More
2021-07-28 20:46
The post The struggle is real appeared first on Davezilla: Clean humor, filthy comments Read More
2021-07-24 15:37
Longtime readers will know that I have spent the majority of my life in Royal Oak, Michigan — a strange little town with a penchant for weirdness. We could just as easily deserve our o… Read More
2021-07-05 13:48
Just picture being a Cro Magnon. You’ve just gotten a nice cave in the ‘burbs for the fam. Worked hard on the garden damn, those 15 lb. Rafflesia flowers are looking fine. Then y… Read More
2021-03-31 02:04
He’s such an introvert. That’s why he’s always alone. He’s a very private person. Please respect that.
The post It’s like that appeared first on Davezilla: Clea… Read More
2021-02-25 18:00
Having to actually answer the phone because people know I am home. Seeing dust enough to actually feel compelled to do something about it. My Amazon bill. My dog only barks during Zoom meeti… Read More
2021-02-18 00:02
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2020-12-01 12:16
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2020-07-31 15:19
The post Demon Sperm appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-07-06 14:55
The Good News Kanye, in a surprise last-minute move, wins the Electoral College and becomes the next president. First Lady Kim enforces twerking as a […]
The post I predict for 2020 t… Read More
2020-07-03 15:03
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2020-06-02 19:06
The post No more lives lost appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-05-17 15:29
Seeing as how the world and its population have changed dramatically over the centuries, I have some suggestions for you on expanding Hell to accommodate […]
The post Dear Satan, appe… Read More
2020-05-06 23:52
The post I fucking can’t! appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-04-30 14:41
The post That headache after being stoned appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-04-28 04:07
The post I am losing the will to live appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-04-18 15:28
First-time buyers, Jeremy and Meagan have been looking at stately mansions in California’s pricey, Sonoma Wine Country. Their must-haves include: An Olympic-sized swimming pool 18&prim&hell…Read More
2020-04-17 14:01
The post The very last time appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-04-12 16:04
The post It’s science! appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-04-08 23:55
The post HUG WE THE BEAR appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-04-07 11:06
“When we go IPO, your cut will be huge.” “This is the kind of project that will make your career. You can practically write your […]
The post Lies clients (still) te… Read More
2020-04-06 15:19
As You Liked It Reddit, the III MacBeth Pro A Comedy of Autocorrect Errors The Two Gentlemen of Grindr Much Ado About SnapChat Pericles, Prince of […]
The post If Shakespeare was… Read More
2020-04-05 21:01
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2020-04-05 00:57
The post They see me rolling… appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-04-02 22:36
The post WFH Pro Tip appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-22 12:27
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2020-03-21 11:23
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2020-03-18 16:20
Via JaclynThe post So much toilet paper… appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-16 17:29
The post Because JIRA appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-15 12:28
The post New, from O RLY appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-14 12:55
Via TamityvilleThe post Life hacks appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-13 10:05
The post Damn virus! appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-12 22:08
Via Laura VanloonThe post Exactly this appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-05 12:28
The post My cat feels attacked by this post appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-03-01 15:41
The post SRSLY appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-26 02:42
The post Happy Wednesday! appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-21 11:54
The post Needle dick appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-20 13:17
Step One
Step one. Wear this. Step two. Wait.The post How to get beat up and ridiculed by friends for the rest of your life appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-18 17:49
Chapter One
Times have changed. The attention span of today’s reader is known to be slightly less than that of a Junebug. As such, the volume of text required has lessened substanti… Read More
2020-02-18 12:11
The post Karen? That damned squirrel is back. appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-17 12:26
The post Give me the news appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-14 14:53
Let’s hope the party isn’t a repeat of last year’s fiasco. I am not bailing my blog out of jail. Again.
The post This blog turns 22 tomorrow appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-08 13:03
The post Just… no. appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-05 12:26
The post Shudder Pig is your friend appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-04 12:23
The post You know, for kids appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-02-01 15:41
The post Top 10 Most Venomous Snakes In America. #3 appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-29 13:07
The post Because art appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-25 01:50
The post Now we know appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-22 12:14
The post Battle formations, everyone! appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-21 12:50
The post DCK 247 appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-20 12:50
The post The more you know appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-19 14:30
The post Milk your bitch appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-19 12:45
The post The Call of Coolthulhu appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-18 12:40
The post I don’t know how Winter Olympics work appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-17 11:40
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2020-01-16 12:35
The post It’s just pockets all the way down… appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-15 12:40
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2020-01-14 12:40
The post This is cool appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-13 12:35
The post Here’s mud in your eye appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2020-01-12 15:36
Via TwerklinaThe post Something is off, but I can’t quite spot it. appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-21 12:55
The post That’s how hoecakes are made appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-20 12:50
The post Goddamn Millennials appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-20 12:41
The post To the rest of us appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-19 12:45
The post On my way to an important meating appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-18 12:55
The post Dairy products gone bad appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-17 12:55
The post Dads on their way to a tailgate… appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-17 00:54
The post Letterkenny! No, we’re watching See! appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-16 12:37
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2019-12-12 13:56
The post Is this for a Star Wars? appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-11 12:45
The post It’s all I see. appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-10 23:47
The post Taste my herbs and spices appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-12-09 17:25
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2019-12-05 13:22
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2019-11-30 13:35
The post And it’s true. appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-11-29 12:35
The post Fire at will. appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-11-28 13:40
The post Hint: it’s probably Trump2020 appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-11-27 13:35
The post I will cut a bitch appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-11-26 16:35
The post Yeah, Karen! appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-11-22 00:33
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2019-11-20 02:29
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2019-11-15 13:50
The post Gather round the Christmas Toe appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-11-14 13:45
The post Might want to rethink that mascot name appeared first on Davezilla Read More
2019-11-13 13:45
The post Uber in India appeared first on Davezilla Read More
