A Kenyan is enjoying a Hearty Breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissant; toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, Chewing Gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:-
American: You Kenyans eat the whole bread?
Kenyan: Of course.
American (blowing a bubble with his gum): We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, Recycle, rebake them ...into croissants and sell them to Kenya.
Kenyan: Oh Really?
American: Do ya eat jam with the bread?
Kenyan: Of course.
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for Breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Kenya.
Kenyan: Do you have sex in America?
American: Of course we do.
Kenyan: And what do you do with the condoms?
American: Throw them away of course.
Kenyan: We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into Chewing gum and sell it to America.
American: You Kenyans eat the whole bread?
Kenyan: Of course.
American (blowing a bubble with his gum): We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, Recycle, rebake them ...into croissants and sell them to Kenya.
Kenyan: Oh Really?
American: Do ya eat jam with the bread?
Kenyan: Of course.
American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruit for Breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Kenya.
Kenyan: Do you have sex in America?
American: Of course we do.
Kenyan: And what do you do with the condoms?
American: Throw them away of course.
Kenyan: We don't. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into Chewing gum and sell it to America.
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