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According to medical statistics, most heart attacks occur on Monday mornings.So starting this Monday, do what I do: Sleep in until noon, just to be safe. Tell those busy bodies in HR that, going forward, you’ll be coming in at 1:00 on Mondays as a preventive measure. When they ask how you’ll make up for the lost time, say, “Slow down a minute, sister. I’ve been risking my life dragging my ass in



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