| Infidelity, Venereal Disease | Entertainment Value: |
Jan** had been dating Dan** for four years during college. During Jan's senior year, she began cheating with Biff**, another student. Dan discovered her infidelity through anonymous tipsters, who e-mailed him Jan's online photos of she and Biff kissing. However, Dan decided to forgive her. The affair continued, with undeniable proof. On Biff's graduation day, he and his extended family were gathered in his apartment. Dressed in his cap and gown, he played back his answering machine messages at full volume. A message from Dan**, Jan's boyfriend, screamed out into the room: "Do you want to tell me why my genitals are covered in bumps? Stop screwing my girlfriend!" Biff eventually recovered his dignity, which is more than we can say for Dan, his genitals, and his relationship with Jan.
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