REPUBLICANS GET STOMPED LIKE OLD SOUR GRAPES

Well, as I predicted last week, the LOSERS lost and the winners will probably end up acting like a bunch of LOSERS in a couple of years.

The best thing about the election results is that we finally sent Rummie packing. I hear he took the news of his "firing" quite well, apparently he gets a retirement package worth a few million bucks plus the ability to become a high paid lobbyist for the Armored Vest Manufacturers Association of America.

President Bush reportedly has tattooed the words "I Love Nancy" on his ass, his left butt cheek to be exact.