So Barack Osabama has finally summonsed up an ounce of courage and disowned that hate-filled preacher of his?

Well congratulations Mister smooth-talkin-high-falutin-charm-the-pants-off-the- pinko-liberals-token-black-man. Good work! One quick question tho: what took you so frickin long?!!!

Here's a Pastor, a supposedly God-fearin official of the Church, who's been makin all kinds of inflammable remarks about our country, mouthin' off that it's our fault that thegreatestnationonearth was attacked by terrorists and Irakis on 9/11. Sure it was, mister - like we gave the towelheads the keys to four jumbo jets and Mapquest directions to the Twin Towers? And then he says our government gave AIDS to the black people!!! Well 'scuse me, but I don't remember the government ever telling no-one to go round sodomizing each other or share scuzzy needles at their drug raves or sit on public toilet seats without wiping them down first. No sir, you can't pin that one on us.

And this pastor, this Jezebel Wright or whatever his name is - he tells black people to sing 'God Damn America' instead of 'God Bless America'!!! Well I Gotta tell you, gals, if my Bob ever hears anyone singing Goddam America, he's gonna kick their sorry black ass right back to wherever it was they came from, whether they're a preacher or a presidential candidate or just a plain old African. That ain't racialist, mister - that's just what proud Americans do round these parts.

So I got some questions for Mr Osabama to answer next time he's charismarizing on the TV. First off, what's a Muslim doin listening to one of our pastors anyways? I thought they was supposed to spend their time growing long beards and dressing their womenfolk in black gurkas and being all reflective and praying four times a day and not eating fish on Fridays. Or is that the Catholics? Anyway, it don't seem appropriate for him to be strollin' into church every Sunday just like he's a regular God-fearin' Christian. I mean, you think we haven't spotted your middle name's Hussein? Hello?

Second, what's with the loyalty thing? You remember a few weeks back when Osabama said disowning his pastor would be like cuttin off his grandma? Well I gotta tell you, if my grandma said the things this Jezebel says, I'd cut her off faster than a starvin mexican hotfooting it through a hole in the border fence. I stopped talkin to my gran for a whole two years after she called me up and accused me of stealin eighty bucks from her Secret Stash in the top left drawer of her nightstand while she was in the hospital with her waterworks problems. As if I even knew where her secret stash was. And if I did, I'd only have been borrowing it to tide me over while I was spendin' all that money on buses and taxis visiting her while she was on her sick bed. Talk about ungrateful.

And fourth, if he didn't like what his pastor was sayin, why didn't Osabama just find himself another one? I don't go to church to hear some liberal preacher talkin bout how we've gotta love the illegals and let homosexualists marry each other and give all our money to the homeless so's they can buy themselves more cheap alcohol, rather than spend it on something useful like a hot bath and a stick of deodorant. I go to church to hear how the mexicans and commies and ass-bandits and tree huggers will be HURLED INTO THE FIRES OF HELL AND WRITHE IN THE AGONY OF ETERNAL DAMNATION AND VERILY BE MIGHTY SMITTEN. Cos I pick my preacher for his reasoned outlook on life.

I mean, what's the point of listening to someone you don't agree with?