Ms.S., is getting difficult to command over now. Just 5 and she can say NO without any remorse of consideration of how much I sacrifice for her.

So, I found a new helper.

This is specifically for my head champi needs.

1. Find the perfect spot in alignment to the fan and lie down.

2. Let Hair sway as the fan blades do their job.

3. Strategiclly place curious Infant near the head.

4. Close enough to get fascinated by flying hair and far enough to not pull apart hair strands.

5. Enjoy free infant hair stroking. (it’s something)

My life is complete. Once again.