Today is by far one of the worst days of my life. 

I am upset about international issues yes, but i am on a treasure hunt today. In my own House.

Armed with plastic bags on my feet and hands, my Mission is to find pieces of solid poop the size of maltesers all over the house. 

Yes. 

The deed has been done, with no signs on the pooper and her clothes. 

Mission level: Advanced.  Thanks to dark colored carpets all over the house. 

Also, I have unknowingly kicked a few pieces and they are no where to be found.  . .

*feels like burning the house down* 

*hoping to change my house, my country, my name, my planet*