Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6386. If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it. (Malcolm S. Forbes)

6387. Idiots are not watered. They grow themselves. (Thomas Fuller)

6388. Zeal: stupid process that implies that you work more to earn the same. (Laurent Baffie)

6389. Never buy your coffee at Suction Cup. (Réjean Lévesque)

6390. Thy Friendship oft has made my heart to ache;
Do be my enemy for friendship's sake. (William Blake)

6391. Experience is a good school, but the fees are high. (Heinrich Heine)

6392. Panic is just stress with boundary issues. (Brian D. Gary)

6393. At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't, the trouble is, they are usually married to each other. (Ann Landers)

6394. Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. (?)

6395. We are compensated for the loss of our innocence by the loss of our prejudices. (Denis Diderot)

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