Here is another page taken from The Frictionary:

6306. Happiness is fear-based. (Richard Lewis)

6307. I think the God of Snow is bipolar. (Wendy Liebman)

6308. Waiting is time taking a nap. (madeleinebleue)

6309. Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half. (John Wannamaker)

6310. I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it. (Mark Twain)

6311. Social networks are like renovations, you know when it starts, but you never know when it will end. (Hugo Léger)

6312. Darkness stretches
on both sides of night.
More time to dream
about tomorrows that sing off-key. (Réjean Lévesque)

6313. I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour. (Edward Albee)

6314. Doing nothing gets pretty tiresome because you can't stop and rest. (?)

6315. You can't hold a gun and a protest sign at the same time. (Georges Wolinski)

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