The Unknown Blogger

I have been overwhelmed by the three pieces of fan mail that I have received since I first started this blog almost a year ago ( two were from "lonely" prison inmates ) all asking for a picture of myself and begging me to reveal a bit more about my personal life. Without further ado, I now present my deepest and darkest secrets.

Name: Claude Poirier
Location: Dresden Ontario Canada
Marital Status: Married ... with children
Occupation: Grunt/Scapegoat
Hobbies: Freeing the Romanian girls from Spanky's and other fine Gentlemen Clubs ( kind of like PETA )
Habits: Collecting Romanian girls from Spanky's and other fine Gentlemen Clubs
Greatest Ambition: Becoming President of the Hairclub For Men
Pet Peeve: The lyrics to "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
Greatest Accomplishment: Figuring out which of 4 remotes actually turns the TV to DVD mode
Greatest Mistake: Allowing my daughters out of the menstrual shack during the winter months
Last Book Read: How The Grinch Stole Christmas - A Survivor's Guide To The Holiday Season