My Worst nightmare is a recurring dream I have, usually immediately after being forced to watch Pretty Woman or The Wedding Planner with my wife. In my dream I am being chased by all of the women I have ever dated but did not call back afterward.
Their cries of "why didn't you call? I waited by the phone for days!" or "You told me I was special!" block away all other sound and then the chase begins.
Sometimes I manage to escape but other at times the darling woman I did marry catches me and saves me from the angry mob of would-be-brides. She then gives me the biggest kiss of my life. That is when the alarm clock goes off and I wake up with a mouth full of feathers and a hole in my pillow.

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