This is a continuing series called “Money from Nothing,” which means if you’re an average Joe that is just getting by paycheck to paycheck to pay bills and not able to save… Read More

Ok, I’m a little late getting part II out.  I finished this about 2 weeks ago, but had to sit on it for a little while before the release.  Now I concluded the original Part… Read More

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Unexpectedly, an alien showed up at my house. I asked, “Are you a Nazi-Space-Alien from Der Daaak Side unt da Moon? He said, “No.”  And I was cool with that. None-t… Read More

This weekend I watched the movie “Robot and Frank” and realized that that is going to be me in the future. I’ll be seventy, my wife will be in her 50’s and I proba… Read More

"Rayo" writes: Is you fresh? Dear Rayo, Funny you should ask. Just a few weeks ago Stephen Johnson (Lunatic Ravings) was questioning my sincerity of my claims of Cresent Fresh-osity… Read More

I decided to take a look at the newspaper and see what is and is-not cresent fresh! Zimmerman Not guilty? That is totally NOT Cresent Fresh! Reminds me of an instance where I was in a gro… Read More

Recently I head the rumor that "Bob Senitram" had died and thats what happened to the famous "Ask Bob" column.  No one present knew that I was the very much alive Bob Senitram. I never… Read More

Jim from Wichita, KS asks: I’m an Evangelical Christian of the sacred church of the bleeding heart, and I don’t think this Easter bunny things got anything to do with the Church!… Read More

Rather than sharing an interesting or even a moderately interesting story, I’m gonna give you my take on the world. Let’s start with Russia. Putin wants to take control of Ukr… Read More

Back in the day, I made my living by driving a truck.  I got my CDL over the road for about five years, then quit.  We moved Florida so the ol’ lady could finish up her colle… Read More

For those new to this column, I’m Bob Senitram.  I am the technical director of “TheWeirdcrap.com” and “My Strange Stories.com.”  TheWeirdcrap.com has… Read More

An idea that is not my own, that I pretend is…The Fickle Finger of Fate Award.  This is my chance to give the Finger to a person or group whose accomplishments are too great to g… Read More

A few months back I explained how my new lap-top made life easier and am now much more likely too write these columns/blogs on a more regular basis. I’ll refresh your memory about… Read More

I have had a massive brain fart for the last few months...OK, years. Here’s the deal.  When I first started writing the column, 13 years ago, I was in my mid-thirties, married… Read More

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds…Part II (Last week, on Ask Bob) It’s been a loud, cold, bumpy ride the whole way. We got a nice meal earlier.  You know, just in case… Read More

It’s been a loud, cold, bumpy ride the whole way. We got a nice meal earlier.  You know, just in case.  I feel a little sick to my stomach, not from food, just nerves.&nbs&hell…Read More

Unexpectedly, an alien showed up at my house. I asked, “Are you a Nazi-Space-Alien from Der Daaak Side unt da Moon? He said, “No.”  And I was cool with that… Read More

Well, well, well.   It’s been a little while since I actually sat down and wrote a column, perhaps a few months.  Allow me to explain.   Thirteen years ago when… Read More

Now that we didn’t elect Romney, he explained that the reason people voted for Obama is that the do-nothing 48% just wanted to get freebees.  Aren’t you glad he’s not… Read More

This will be the first column in years the may support some of the ideals and opinions of Stephen Johnson!  You see, Stephen used to live in Utah.  There wasn't a moment that someo… Read More

So many reasons not to vote for the imitation Obama candidate (also known as the “Me-too” candidate.) Let us review. Women Rights: Obama : Passed several pieces of legisla… Read More

At first I was “a-skaird” of the Romney, because he was waiving around that Tea Party flag all year long. But after that last debate, I hardly care who wins.  Romney seem… Read More

A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR: The following column was submitted by Jerome Dahlman. It does not express the views or opinions of the Senitram Entertainment Network, its staff or affiliates. Howeve… Read More

Like Stephen Johnson, I too have had a writers block! Well, not really.  I have some good ideas cookin' but I've been real busy lately and only have half completed work lying around. … Read More

I was really excited when I got the call from 20/20 to help them in an undercover investigation! So here’s the plan…they know that Nebraska has been killin’ death row f… Read More

I was really excited when I got the call from 20/20 to help them in an undercover investigation! As some of you (Stephen) may know, I come from Omaha, Nebraska.  It’s a “… Read More