17 January 2018
Some people, who live on our planet, are bad. Few, are very bad. And then there are the fraudulent Coconut suppliers.
Their logic is simple. They take a coconut, drill a microscopic hole, suck out the sweet and refreshing water, drink it like a boss, chill under the sun for an hour, preferably at a beach, then cunningly fill their microsyringes with normal water and fill the coconut with it, before sealing the micro aperture with green glue.
These people have even been planning out a biological war, by injecting in contaminated water. They have been reported to have distribution chains in all major tourist spots in all coastal regions around the world.
Last week, a man found his coconut water tasting like mountain dew and another woman concluded that her coconut water tasted like manchow soup.
Apparently, these Fraudulent Coconuts, though initially considered to be an act of evil, has won over the support of the people lately, and even big corporations have now gone nuts to make ‘every flavour coconuts’ which, are believed to give a strong competion to the ‘every flavour beans’ of the wizarding world!
Arkadeep Mukhopadhyay
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