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The Drunken cat and the possessed pen!_episode 138

Francis, the cat, enters his house through the back door and moves towards the living room.

As he reaches his destination, he walks to his favorite chair.

He eyes it suspiciously. He shakes it off and jumps only to fall on his butt.

Cat (complaining): ouch…

He sys, annoyed, but decides to jump again.

This time he gets on.

Cat (proud): yes!
Pen (out of nowhere): Francis!
Cat (startled): what?

He falls backwards and ends up on the floor again.

Cat (bitching): ouch!

He gets up and walks towards the pen menacingly but before he can utter a word, the Pen cuts him off.

Pen: Francis!

The cats stops, startled.

Cat: what?
Pen: where have you been?
Cat: how´s that any of your business?

Pen: everything you do is my business.
Cat: Ha! You wish.
Pen: Francis…

Cat (annoyed): Ahg! You´re such a pain in my ass!
Pen: Oh please! Your ass is so big this little bit tiny tin of me wouldn´t even make a dent.
Cat: you´re hilarious.

Pen: why thank you Francis. It was about time you noticed.
Cat (dumbstruck): … I wasn´t…
Pen: say what now dear?

Cat: Pen?
Pen: yes Francis?
Cat: go away!

Pen: I don´t want to.
Cat: But I want.
Pen: want what?
Cat: for you to leave.

Pen: how´s that my problem?
Cat: oh but it´s mine?
Pen: but of course.
Cat (flustered): Ahg!

Francis gets up.

Pen (curious): where are you going?
Cat: if you won´t leave, then I´ll do it.
Pen: do what?
Cat: leave!

Pen: why?
Cat: so I can get away from you.
Pen: Oh Francis, you don´t mean that.
Cat: yes I do!

Pen: Francis, you are so mean!
Cat: oh just shut up!

Francis turns his back to the Pen and starts to walk away.

Pen (breaks out laughing): Ha! Ha! Ha!
Cat (yelling from the other room): shut up!
Pen (yelling back): love you too stink ass!

The end!

2018_ Joana Teixeira



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