Rafael, the bird, flies over to Francis´s kitchen window and decides to peek inside the house.
With no humans in sight, he decides to enter the place.
He starts looking around until he starts to overhear a loud drilling sound.
Francis, the cat, is splashed on the kitchen floor, belly up, snoring.
Rafael opens his eyes wide in shock due to the sound.
The sleeping cat´s loud breathing highly resembles a firing automatic machine gun.
The bird flinches as he lands on the kitchen counter, eyeing the sleeping cat.
Rafael: Jesus pussycat!
Francis continues to sleep, soundly and loudly.
Rafael flies over to him and lands near his head.
Rafael (cont.): Hey pussycat…
Cat (snoring): rrrr…
Rafael looks to the sides, making sure no one is around.
Immediately a deviant grin comes across his face.
Rafael (jumps/yelling): BOMBS AWAY!
Rafael jumps into the air and lands on Francis´s stomach.
(very light sound: …poing…!)
Unfortunately for him, he´s incredibly light, so Francis barely feels anything.
Rafael (disappointed): crap!
He rethinks and smiles once more.
Rafael starts to jump up and down all the while remaining on Francis´s stomach.
jump…jump…jump…
Rafael (exhausted/exhales loudly): Huh…
Annoyed and disappointed, the bird jumps off of the sleeping cat as Francis raises his paw and starts to rub his belly.
Cat (mumbling/sleeping): I´m hungry…
Rafael opens his eyes wide in fear and starts to walk away from Francis.
But then he stops to think.
Rafael (mumbling to himself): This is Francis, who am I kidding?
Suddenly, Rafael, the bird, feels a cold chill cover him from top to bottom.
He looks up and finds Francis´s huge head right in his face.
Rafael (screaming/scared): Ah!
Rafael stumbles back.
Cat (dead serious): You look yummy!
Rafael is unable to move and opens his eyes wide in shock and fear.
Frozen in place, starring at Francis, he swallows in dry, unable to say anything.
Francis nears his head even closer to Rafael.
Cat: Boo!
Rafael (scared/screaming): Please don´t kill me!
Francis can´t take it anymore and breaks out laughing.
Cat (grabbing his belly): Ha! Ha! Ha!
Rafael stands up and looks at the laughing cat.
Cat (cont.): Ha! Ha! Ha!
Rafael: You are not the least bit funny.
Cat: Oh please! I´m hilarious… Ha! Ha! Ha!
Rafael: agree to disagree.
Cat: as per usual.
Rafael: I hate you.
Cat: No you don´t.
Rafael (angry): Yes I do!
Cat (stops laughing and nears the bird): Then why did you come inside my house?
Rafael (looking to the side): I came to say hi…
Cat: hi.
Rafael (pouting): hi…
Cat (breaks out laughing again): Ha! Ha! Ha!
Rafael turns his back to Francis, leaving the crazy cat laughing, highly entertained.
Rafael (stomping away): stupid fur ball…!
Cat (laughing): Ha! Ha! Ha!
The end!
2018_ Joana Teixeira
