Wow, did you really try to enter all lower case letters in your password? This is Reddit.com we’re talking about here. Serious stuff. People who can hack into your Reddit will know all kinds of terrible things about you, and you’re willing to just risk it with all lower case letters? You’re Weak, and you don’t deserve to play in even the darkest dungeons of the internet.
No numbers?! WTF!!! Who do you think you are? Do you know how easy it’s going to be for even the dumbest of hackers to guess “HrT%%$dF!.” You fool. You must feel totally fine with any random person having access to your Netflix account, and to you I say: I will use your Netflix. And I’ll watch all of Gossip Girl and COMPLETELY throw off your recommendations. You weakling.
You’ve already used this password! You dumbass! How could a password get any weaker than one you’ve already tried before! I’m fully embarrassed for you. You probably couldn’t bench press the weight of a small turtledove. You weak, stupid Idiot. Dumb dumb idiot idiot. Now EVERYONE will be able to get into your Williams Sonoma account and send your mom a birthday present before you. You’re going to be her least favorite son FOREVER!
You included your LAST NAME as part of your password? What kind of idiot are you? You think people aren’t just going to guess that your Twitter password is “3(TT(0832__Smith__2408%
That’s it. Get ready to be hacked, Mr. Smith! I WILL tell everyone how often you search “kylie jenner toes.”
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