Froggy Adventures Part 2: So Close
Froggy here. This is the time that i bent myself over a table and fucked myself. Right up the ass. Enjoy my suffering, tadpoles, and learn from it.
>be me, the fall after the summer of becoming an footfag
>high school now bitch
>time to kick ass and take names
>lolsitthefuckdownfreshman.jpe
>join the football team to impress dad and be with friends
>accomplish neither and ride bench nearly whole season
>did manage to almost get sum fuk tho
>it was the start of fall season
>one day, a chad and I were waiting for our rides after practice
>last two guys waiting on the steps of the school, we chat it up, head down to a nearby convenience store for some snackies
>this chad wasn’t too bad
>a cut above the other chads on the team, actually a pretty cool dude
>we’ll refer to him as Brad for the remainder of this story
>brad and I run into one of brads friends from middle school on the way back from the store with our snackies
>we’re still in football gear - pads, jerseys, cleats
>I'm feelin pretty ballsy
>ask for her name and introduce myself
>”Mary”
>she’s an 8 outta 10 and a real qt3.14, but she seems more into brad than me.
>put my foot down
>decide that my beta days of middle school are over
>become very good friends with Mary over the course of the first few weeks of school
>meet all her friends, become good friends with them too
>get her alone one day and the subject of crushes comes up
>”a-anon…”
>”yeah?”
>”if… if i tell you who i like, do you think you could help me out?”
>hesitates
>never done this before, but fuck it
>”yeah, of course! Just call me the matchmaker!”
>actually become a matchmaker amongst my friends
>turns out Mary likes brad
>she asks me to find out if he likes her back but to be mysterious about it so brad wont catch on to marys crush on him
>terrible with trying to be sneaky, but ill give it a shot
>call brad up that night
>”yo brad”
>”why’re you calling me, anon? Its like 8 pm and i barely know you”
>take a deep breath, you can do this.
>”do you like mary? she asked me to ask you”
>nailed it
>”um… no. why would i like mary?”
>mfw shes like a sister and a wingman to him and he could never see her that way
>the first time i realized that girls get friendzoned too
>well shit
>text mary
>”mission failed, we’ll get ‘em next time”
>shes a bit down, but is grateful to me for trying
>mfw the next day brad confronted mary about liking him in front of their whole gym class
>humiliated her in front of her friends
>dick move, but brads a dim bulb, didnt know any better
>she calls me that night, bawling her eyes out on the phone
>something strikes a chord in me
>her crying triggers a sudden warm feeling, coupled with the urge to right what was wronged and protect my princess from further harm by becoming her prince charming
>CAPTAIN SAVE A HO MODE; ACTIVATE
>calm her down on the phone
>she thanks me
>we register each other on our home phones and call every day after school
>as time goes on mary gets over brad and i take his place as her close guy friend
>despite doing a terrible job as a matchmaker, i try to redeem myself and start to set up my friends.
>sets up mary’s best friend Kate with a football buddy named arizona
>they called him arizona on the team because he transferred here from a school in arizona
>what they didnt know was that behind his toughguy jock disguise, was a woman who longed to be free
>trannydetected.tiff
>kate and arizona hit it off
>they start to date, so far so good
>basking in the accomplishment of successful matchmaker
>getting closer to mary for making her best friend so happy
>a few weeks later, arizona reveals to kate all the horrors of his secret transgender agenda
>and the shocking secret that he was a cheerleader in his last school
>and even more shocking; that he prefers sausage to tacos
>i knew that fag was a fag
>wouldn’t stop slapping asses in the locker room, even when told to stop
>literally cupped my gooch once and almost raped my friend bestbro in the locker room but played it off as “horseplay” and got off scot free
>regardless, kate is mortified
>she feels like a failure as a girlfriend for making arizona feel like this was an ok thing to admit to her
>decide to step up for kate and earn some brownie points
>get angry at arizona and threaten him in the halls for doing such a shitty thing
>drag him to kate during lunch and force him to apologize
>she tells him off and reveals his secret to some of the people at lunch
>mary notices this and mistakes it for alpha behavior
>she fell for it
>"misson passed - respect+"
>meanwhile, kate starts being super nice to me
>feels indebted to me for standing up to arizona for her
>asks me if theres anything she could do for me
>ask her to help me get with mary
>she accepts and becomes the wingman
>fuck yiss
>tells me to try playing a game with mary over text
>some sort of twist to 20 questions where the questions get more and more sexual
>gets on the topic of first kisses
>”anon, have you had your first kiss yet?”
>fucking shit
>if i say yes, she’ll know im lying
>if i say no, my alpha ruse will dissolve
>decide to go the straight and narrow and admit that i havent had my first kiss yet
>”oh really? I figured you might have by now. I have.”
>gameover.pdf
>doesnt respond out of shame and defeat
>gets another text from her
>”that’s okay though. If you want… i could be your first kiss.”
>allofmywat.png
>spaghetti tumbles out of every pore and orrifice
>”r-really?”
>”yeah. You’re really nice and kinda cute so i wouldnt mind”
>only kinda?
>eh, fair nuff
>”it has to be a surprise though, okay? I cant know when or where you’re gonna do it.”
>things get steamy real fast from there
>questions get sexual
>decide to pretend like i dont fap as often as i do
> she falls for it
>mary starts to get turned on that shes more experienced than i am
>tells me that her pussy is throbbing because of me and that she wants to explore together
>”orly?”
>i have no idea what im doing
>we begin to rp and sext, telling each other things we want to do to the other and have wanted to for a while
>i come up with baby shit as i have never sexted before
>”i’ll kiss and suck on your neck.”
>”i’ll touch your boobs.”
>meanwhile, mary’s firing on all cylinders
>”I’m going to swallow your cock and lube it up with my spit so you can ram my fucking pussy with it. Then, I want you to finish all over my tits.”
>oh fuck
>she has done this sort of thing before, but reveals with descriptions of impossible sounding sex positions and wrong usage of sex terms that she just reads a lot of fanfic lemons
>still has me hard as hell
>start to jerk off as she fingers herself
>phone sex, lots of hot moaning and dirty talk
>lose it halfway through because I really really like her and dont want things to go down this road so quickly when i havent even kissed her yet
>she texts me, telling her to call her and to not stop until she tells me to
>okaydayed.rtf
>texts me
>”stuff came out and got on my phone and it felt fucking amazing”
>shit
>did that bitch just cum?
>girls cum?
>realizes that I gave a girl her first orgasm and was on the fast track to in person things
>ohfuck
*a week later*
>we go on a few dates and people think we’re dating
>arizona antagonizes us and chants for us to kiss whenever he sees us
