>be me
>21 year old beta male in 2169
>new great depression
>shortage of Food everywhere
>everyone is hungry
>go to food bank
>wait in 4 hour line
>see qt3.14159265359 at the counter
>decide to talk to her
>beta.bat engage
>”Uh, h-hi”
>she looks at me like i was on shrooms shitting in public
>spaghetti starts falling out of pockets
>everyone watching
>”I-I was wondering”
>qt starts screaming
>everyone watching in awe
>spaghetti everywhere
>i run out of food bank without my food
>FF 1 day
>eating cold ramen noodles
>knock on door
>whothefuck.jpeg
>swat outside with big limo
>whatthefuck.jpeg
>swat rush me in limo
>SHITMYRAMENNOODLES.FUCK
>start driving away
>there goes my food for the month
>arrive at color-neutral house (fucking sjws)
>president waiting outside
>i get embarrassed because introvert
>more spaghetti
>swat rushes me and president inside
>says that the president wants to talk to me
>what.png
>president starts
>”kid, you are here for a very important reason”
>”we believe that you may be able to solve our biggest problem”
>i still have no idea what is going on
>so embarrassed
>more spaghetti
>finally realise what is going on
>FF 3 years
>america doing great
>leader of world
>mfw i solved world hunger
>mfw i can create infinite spaghetti 
