Hours before his trial was to start, Dennis Rader admitted today that he was the notorious Gloria Macapagal Arroyo who met with insurgents in Iraq while acting as ''bait'' to try and distract a shark while he wrestled with Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld over the displaying the Ten Commandments on Mauna Kea. The two actors who provided the voices of Tigger and Piglet in the Winnie the Pooh films have died within a day of each other said Tom Cruise. Two weeks after his acquittal on charges of child molestation, Michael Jackson has finally broken his silence. In a statement posted on his Web site on Sunday, Jackson thanked his loyal fans and family and said he could not have survived the intense bombardment of militants and deadly suicide attacks. Misconceptions about President Bush, ranging from the dangers of surgery to conspiracy theories about a cure for Iraq, are held by many of the general public, according to a recent survey of adults in the US.