Quick thinking saved the 2014 Winter Olympic Opening Ceremony in Sochi. When ring #5 failed to light up, local electrician Igor Strabinskayakornova made a critical decision: enjoy his "Dunkin Donut's Chocolate Frosted Donut with Sprinkles" or use the baked goody as a replacement for the missing Olympic ring
"It was a very tough decision to make," Mr. Strabinskayakornova recalls in a thick Russian accent. "It's rare I take break with coffee and donut, but was God's will for me to go hungry and hungover...again."
"When I see light broken, and no number 5 circle, I knew 'Putin will be very pissed,'" Strabinskayakornova continued to run through the events, "so I realized donut same size as number 5 ring, so I nailed it up. No problem!"
Mr. Strabinskayakornova will received "The Bronze Eclair", the highest civilian honor offered by Dunkin Donuts, and will be presented by both President Vladimir Putin and Mr. Duncan C. Donutz himself.
"All I want is to have replacement chocolate sprinkles," Strabinskayakornova chanted.
Boxes of delicious Dunkin Donut's will now be standard issue for all electricians and custodians throughout Olympic Park.
"It was a very tough decision to make," Mr. Strabinskayakornova recalls in a thick Russian accent. "It's rare I take break with coffee and donut, but was God's will for me to go hungry and hungover...again."
"When I see light broken, and no number 5 circle, I knew 'Putin will be very pissed,'" Strabinskayakornova continued to run through the events, "so I realized donut same size as number 5 ring, so I nailed it up. No problem!"
Mr. Strabinskayakornova will received "The Bronze Eclair", the highest civilian honor offered by Dunkin Donuts, and will be presented by both President Vladimir Putin and Mr. Duncan C. Donutz himself.
"All I want is to have replacement chocolate sprinkles," Strabinskayakornova chanted.
Boxes of delicious Dunkin Donut's will now be standard issue for all electricians and custodians throughout Olympic Park.
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