Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
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Q: How do you know Tarzan is in the elevator?
A: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
A: You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
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Q: How did Tarzan die?
A: Picking cherries.
A: Picking cherries.
Source: Vesel
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