Furthermore, the objective of this bold new journey is the colonization of Mars and procreation of our species.  Hillary Rodham Clinton and Nancy Pelosi are the current front runners to be their female counterparts and breeding mates.  Undoubtedly the human race would anxiously await image transmissions of our first little Martian offspring.  

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