I was in Christy's last night having a few pints with Tom the dub when a Fella approched the bar.

"Hello, could you tell me where Mrs. James O'Sullivan lives ? says the fella to Christy.

"I could yeah. Who's asking ?"

"I'm from the Guinness Brewery and I have some bad news"

"Wha' bad news ? Is all the Guinness gone bud ? " said Tom the dub, half taking the piss half serious.

"Not quite. I'm afraid James O'Farrell is dead. He drowned in a barrell of Guinness today" said the man from Guinness.

There was a silence. Eventually Tom the dub piped up.

"Jassaus bud. That's terrible bad news wha'. Do yez know if he suffered at all ?"

" I wouldn't say too much. He managed to get out of the barrell a couple of times for a piss"

Christy gave the man from Guinness a pint.