1. Your idea of Trick or treating is rumaging through your neighbor’s trash.

2. You carve your Halloween pumpkin and then stick it in the freezer so that you can use it next year.

3. If your house is haunted you try to panhandle the ghost for spare change.

4. You’re still trick or treating for free food a week after Halloween.

5. If someone toilet papers you car as a Halloween trick you roll it up so that you can use it later.

6. You recycle your Halloween Costume as pajamas. Then next year recycle your pajamas as a Halloween costume.

7. You can’t tell the difference between a witch and your mother in law.

8. At your Halloween party your guests bob for apples and then you charge then by the pound.

9. You think that Frankenstien was just some guy with a bad hangover.

10. After trick or treating you take your candy to a pawn shop and try to sell it for cash.