1. He causeth testosterone to rain down from the heavens

2. He maketh foot fetishes au rigeur

3. He causeth an undescended testicle to ascend back into the scrotum

Annual Celebration of that event

4. He causeth a flat-chested woman to blossom fully into a C ( for Christ) cup causing the young men of the village to hardenth

5.He raiseth Lazarus’ penis from the dead

6. He restoreth the sight of young men blinded from masturbation and as an added bonus, returned the motion to their wrists.

7. He melteth a frigid woman and then walketh upon her still waters, rescuing her husband from her unbridled passion

8. He maketh the limp handshake fashionable in the Gay community

9. He createth the Second Coming

10.He causeth women everywhere to call upon him at special moments

From the desk of Dr. Bawdy and the website that’s the last word on sex: www.bawdylanguage.com

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