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Crackdown on public sex at nude beach -- in Wisconsin!

Keep your clothes on Wisconsin

From the land where the four major food groups are beer, bacon, brats and cheese curds, we have a group of naturists promoting “family-style nudism”.  In Wisconsin?  I don’t think anyone really believe this story.  And if it does exist, it must be a small group of fat 50+ divorcees playing badminton who never had a chance to express themselves before.  Wisconsin is one of those states with a reputation for overflowing wholesomeness, so it just cannot be.  Sort of like Canada.  Sure, we already knew they are Illinois’ playground considering the number of Illinois plates on I-43 north to Door County, but you cannot believe there is a nude beach anywhere in Wisconsin (not even the people from the Drudge Report believe it) let alone scandalous displays of public behavior afoot.  First of all because most people believe it is always 10 degrees below zero, which is inaccurate, it is usually 30 degrees below zero.  Second, based on the local diet there is a high probability that you do not want to see anyone naked in Wisconsin.  However, it is to no one’s surprise in the upper Midwest that this beach is located in close proximity to Madison – the mecca for open thought and free spirits in Wisconsin whether you are radical liberal or radical conservative, orthodox or unorthodox, conventional or unconventional, great thinker or really lousy thinker – doesn’t matter, there is a soapbox for you in Madison.  Madison is about as rowdy as they get in the Midwest.  This beach is essentially an extension of that mindset – both literally and physically.  Still, nudism with a family-oriented appeal - tough sell.



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