Despite raging food shortages throughout the Country and crippled supply lines from both the South and long-time good buddy China to the West, North Korea has completed a two year long science experiment to see if they could make a missile that would fly and travel really really far.  It seems the infamous hermit nation has once again remained highly consistent by ignoring all cautionary remarks and warnings from the international community to not waste their time and money on such frivolous pursuits when their own people (pictured above) are clearly not a group of happy campers.  Obama strategist Hilary Rosen recently commented, "...well, if the women actually worked in that country instead of staying home and taking naps all day, they wouldn't be so hungry, tired, and constipated looking."

No one in this communistic mob of underpaid, overworked and undernourished robots for the outdated Stalinist establishment got paid a single bill to leave from their fledgling work, skip lunch and attend the imminent launch of their latest and only three-stage missile which ignited, took flight for approximately 13 seconds flying sideways until plummeting into a Pyongyang Cinnabon owned by Will Smith.  Mr. Smith, on vacation in Punta Cana, when asked what he thought of the incident replied, "...my staff is dead and my building is maimed, but I still have one good fryer."