Dear readers... the four of you...
Make sure you're caught up... make sure you've read "What doesn't kill Russ, makes Russ stronger" before continuing on.  Enjoy.

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Previously on "Everything's Coming Up Russes!"

There was one night when The Drug Addict was really sick.  He threw up so much, and it was so loud.  Everyone in the apartment heard him.

The next night The Actor confronted The Drug Dealer about it, seeing as how The Drug Dealer and The Drug Addict spent so much time together.

"Yo man, what's up with "The Drug Addict"?
"Uh what do you mean?"
"He's been puking a lot."
"Oh yea..."
"Not just last night, but a lot over the past couple weeks... what's going on?"
"Oh... his stomach just hasn't been agreeing with him I guess."
"Uh huh."

Russ was pretty sure The Actor must suspect something... he had to right?  One of your room mates looks like death, throws up all the fucking time, and hides out in his room all day... come on.

It didn't matter too much though, The Drug Dealer was planning on moving out soon, his girlfriend would be in town in a few days, and they'd move in together.  The Drug Dealer offered to let The Drug Addict stay with him, but he had to be clean... pretty sure they're both not clean... that's going to be a great situation huh?  Soon Russ would have two less room mates... that sounded good... but who knows who would move in... could it get any crazier?  Only time will tell.

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Previouslyer on "Everything's Coming Up Russes!"

Later that evening Russ went for a long walk.  Walking down Hollywood Blvd, outside of some night club, Russ saw her, and she was beautiful.  He slowed down his walking, and couldn't help but stare at her.  He approached her.  He had no choice, he was just drawn to her.

Our story continues...

Oh the way she smelled... she smelled... delicious.  Russ approached, her, the gyro truck.  Russ hadn't had a gyro in so long.  This gyro truck was fancy too... it had it's own Twitter and Facebook page, but... wait... these weren't traditional gyros... they didn't have lamb, and some of the toppings included yogurt... no this wouldn't do, this wouldn't do at all... and like most gyro trucks they took cash only, and Russ didn't have any cash on him... it's fine... more than likely the gyro wouldn't be as good as the gyro's from Kansas City anyways, so Russ pressed onwards.

...but oh... the gyros from Kansas City.  Russ couldn't get the thought of gyros off his mind.  That beautiful beautiful truck.  Russ was starving.  He honestly thought to himself...

"If I leave right now, RIGHT now, I'm positive I could make it to the gyro truck before they close tomorrow night... fuuuuck!"

Russ was tempted, but continued his walk down Hollywood Blvd and came across a small pizza shop, that also sold sandwiches... and what's this gyros?!?  What's this they take cards?

Russ couldn't help himself, he went in an ordered a gyro.  While delicious, it just wasn't as good as the gyro truck... they never were.  What was so different about that gyro truck?  What made those gyros so delicious?  Who knows.

Russ finished his gyro and went home.  He had started to feel much better than earlier in the morning.  He was definitely getting rid of the cold he had.  He'd wake up the next morning and be almost 100% better.

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The Prodigious Adventures of The Prophet Pheaturing Russ!  The Prophet and Russ team up!  Stick around...