Previously on "Everything's Coming Up Russes!"

Over nine months ago, The Drug Dealer and his girlfriend were separated... separated by her father.  What?! Why? How come? Huh?  Because they were both addicted to heroine.  9 months later, now clean...although she still looks like she does drugs... the girlfriend moved here to LA to be with her man.  The Drug Dealer moved out of the apartment with Russ and his rag tag crew, to an apartment down the street with his lady, and they lived happily ever after.  The end?

Ha ha yea right.

Their story doesn't end there... when on probation, The Drug Dealer fails a drug test, and has to go to court to find out his punishment.  Jail time or rehab?  The Drug Dealer now has to go to rehab for 6 weeks, and the two will be separated again.  Will their love triumph?  At least they got to spend a week together.

Note: Oh shit I need to get my bike lock back from that dude... I hope it's not too late.  Fuck.

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When Russ left one morning, The Actor informed him that when he got back, they might have a new room mate.

"Hey when you get back tonight Russ, the new guy might be here."
"Cool... what's his name?"
"WALL-E... or Wall-ay?" (I'm sure he meant Wally, but when he said it I thought of the robot.)

The thought of having a robot room mate excited Russ

"Cool."

Russ got home that night, and The New Guy wasn't there.  15 minutes later The New Guy showed up.  After a day and a half of being on the bus, he had finally made it here to LA from Austin, Texas.  Russ didn't know what to think of The New Guy... he's really quiet, has a shit load of stuff... boxes, two huge suitcases, a couple small suitcases...  He also didn't come home... "home"  ha ha... He also didn't come back to the apartment last night.

Two days later his stuff is still there, but he hasn't been around.  No one's mentioned anything.

Was The New Guy okay?  Had the mean streets of LA already overtaken him?  Russ didn't really care.

Maybe a day or two from now when this goes online, Russ would have a more interesting story about The New Guy.

(Two days later... nope.)
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This post was kind of lacking so here's a treat...
I cut out a few minutes of the acting class and edited this together real quick.  Enjoy

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Coming up next time on "Everything's Coming Up Russes!"

Russ spends some quality time with The Actor and The Four Kids.