The last blog post included a section about the Dirty Kindle Lady. Remember? The naughty older lady with her sordid large print electronic smut? Truly, it was nothing more than the absolute dirtiest line in her whole novel that popped up. The one line in the story she’d be most embarrassed if anyone saw. Naturally, that’s the one I saw.
What I didn’t tell you (and should have) is there is another Dirty Kindle Lady. She’s actually the DirtierKindle Lady. Compared to the lady from the last post, who is a nervous wreck – obviously an amateur to the reading of softcore porn on Metro – the Dirtier Kindle Lady is a pro. And by that, I mean she reads really dirty stuff. I accidentally saw hers one morning and it made me blush. She just looks like anyone else going to work, probably on her way to a job in accounts payable.
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This wasn’t a bodice ripper novel with Fabio on the cover. It was the real deal. There were no soft love scenes with a fog machine. These people were going at it hot and heavy.
I encountered the Dirtier Kindle Lady when Fifty Shades of Grey was at its peak. Or shall I say, at its climax. I remember going in to work and asking a co-worker what the main guy’s name was in that book. She told me and it was not the guy’s name from the morning’s Kindle read. This means the Dirtier Kindle Lady was going indie with her story choice.
She went roguewith her dirty e-book selection.
Anyway, at the bus stop last night I saw one of the regulars. She’s really nice. I’ve had a conversation with her before once when the bus was super late and we were all waiting on the curb. I started talking to her about the bus breaking down, and I mentioned busworthy to her. She pulled it up on her phone and laughed about the Dead Bus/Dirty Kindle Lady post.
“Wait a minute!”she asked me, all excited. “Is that the woman who reads the really dirty stuff?”
“Well, there are two of them. This one had a Harlequin romance novel up.”
“Oh, well, there’s another woman who reads…oh goodness! It was really dirty.”
I perked up. “I’m not the only one who notices these things?!”
“Well, she had the Kindle up – regular font – and she turned her head to talk to someone. We were in the sideways seats in the front. When she did, the Kindle turned toward me and I peeked. And it was sooo dirty!”
We had a good laugh about it while watching the Federal Way buses picking everyone else up.
The 179 to Federal Way. F-Dub in tha HOUSE!
Then the 179 reader board changed to "GO...
SEAHAWKS!"I love that it's almost summer and the buses are still displaying Hawks messages.
She continued, “You know, it’s funny. She just looks like anyone else. She doesn’t look like she’d read porn on a bus. She looks like she should be baking cookies, not reading about thrusting fingers.”
“Yep. Heat that oven up to 350 – the same temperature as the book I’m reading. HOT!”
We giggled and chuckled until the bus came. I thought you’d all like to know I’m not the only one who sees this stuff.
Sadly, this was not the bus we got on.
Here's the link to the original story, in case you missed it: http://www.busworthy.com/2014/06/the-dead-bus-pictorialdirty-kindle-lady.html?m=1.
