[This post took a backseat for a few days, but now it is back with a bang...!!]
Hey, you might not get me, you just might; and I am talking about the fastest rising super-star in the group. He is none other than [freedom of press breached, but you can Easily guess] (who recently won the International Search Competition for the best Austin Powers look-alike. With his heavy rimmed glasses, and stunning and striking looks, he flattened the competition which included Lassie, a Jersey cow from a Texan county).
His antics, which can be easily classified into ogling, drooling and drum-rolling after girls are one-of-a-kind and easily differentiable. Spends most of his time admiring himself in front of the mirror at the back of the canteen, until his gaze is rudely disrupted by guys pushing to get in front of the mirror and have their own turn.
By the way, the mirror is a very controversial property of the college, and there is a fable in existence about it, but that’s a different story and I would definitely be writing about it in here.
Self-obsession is very common among us guys, and we are very adapted to creating self-obsessive creatures out of just anybody (read nerds, jerks, nincompoops and others). So, this guy was naturally fodder for our evil minds (we target the innocent) and we whooped his arse up till he almost reached clouds of ecstasy, the seventh heaven and cloud number nine. “Kya shave hai bhai, Palmolive ka jawab nahi… sexy lag rela hai boss…, ladkilog toh mar jeyegi baap…”
Aur kya tha… chadh gaye janab ped per… aur utare toh aisa utare ki girte samay zamin hi dikhayi nahi padi… and that would be something that I would require no re-telling, for that episode is a sort of legend these days.
[Metallica – Am I Evil]
Am I Evil? Yes, I am
Am I Evil? I am man. Yes, I am.
(^)(^)
Hey, you might not get me, you just might; and I am talking about the fastest rising super-star in the group. He is none other than [freedom of press breached, but you can Easily guess] (who recently won the International Search Competition for the best Austin Powers look-alike. With his heavy rimmed glasses, and stunning and striking looks, he flattened the competition which included Lassie, a Jersey cow from a Texan county).
His antics, which can be easily classified into ogling, drooling and drum-rolling after girls are one-of-a-kind and easily differentiable. Spends most of his time admiring himself in front of the mirror at the back of the canteen, until his gaze is rudely disrupted by guys pushing to get in front of the mirror and have their own turn.
By the way, the mirror is a very controversial property of the college, and there is a fable in existence about it, but that’s a different story and I would definitely be writing about it in here.
Self-obsession is very common among us guys, and we are very adapted to creating self-obsessive creatures out of just anybody (read nerds, jerks, nincompoops and others). So, this guy was naturally fodder for our evil minds (we target the innocent) and we whooped his arse up till he almost reached clouds of ecstasy, the seventh heaven and cloud number nine. “Kya shave hai bhai, Palmolive ka jawab nahi… sexy lag rela hai boss…, ladkilog toh mar jeyegi baap…”
Aur kya tha… chadh gaye janab ped per… aur utare toh aisa utare ki girte samay zamin hi dikhayi nahi padi… and that would be something that I would require no re-telling, for that episode is a sort of legend these days.
[Metallica – Am I Evil]
Am I Evil? Yes, I am
Am I Evil? I am man. Yes, I am.
(^)(^)
