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The Godfather aka Baba aka Khaaaanbhai....


Adaaab!
(So that he sends his pics quickly! )
I had a talk with Khanbhai™ last night. He was most distressed; had just read my blogs. “Mere baare mein itna kam?” was his question for me. I must express my regrets to Khanbhai™ for not writing a big piece about him (jitna likho utna kam hai, bhaiyyon!), and to the readers who must have been extremely pissed at me for not revealing facts about this multihued personality. Khanbhai™ has assured me that he would soon be sending me his best picture and I would be putting it up here.

Before I forget, I must tell you readers that Khanbhai™ is extremely fretful with this name. He doesn’t like been addressed as Khanbhai™, so I must warn you all in the beginning – never EVER call him Khanbhai™ on the face, otherwise you are in for a round of abuses and invectives. He might even pass orders to get you slaughtered for blasphemy. Ab fatwe zaari Khansahab™ nahi karenge toh aur kaun karega?

Khanbhai™ always dreams of beautiful things and that includes girls as well (err… just some of them). When I first met him he was talking about the number of girlfriends he has had since ninth grade when he was living in Delhi. He even called up one and had me talk to her for five minutes (just to prove that he was speaking the truth). Well, I was more than convinced, and since then I have been his unconditional fan.

Known as Khanbhai™ for his Salman Khan looks, he is a reticent and reserved person, and likes to spend his time in a select group of friends only. Personally, I think he has a crush on Pitiya™, or maybe Ritiya™ (the hell I know what they mean). These are few of the words of the encrypted language invented by his superhuman genius. All the girls of the college have been bequeathed with an honorary name.

A junkie by nature and addicted to boozing and schmoozing around at joints, he is having a really hard time in Gandycity. Must be really enjoying himself in Delhi right now, god bless his soul! All pubs and bars open up your doors and roll out the red carpet, for Khaaaanbhai is coming thru……

(This one is for you, Khanbhai™)
Warm Regards,
Prometheus

PS: While we’re on the subject, Khanbhai™ had won the first prize while participating in the national level Salman Khan look-alike contest, in which participants (including Salman Khan himself) from many villages, towns and cities participated to win the esteemed award to star in the next Mahesh Bhatt’s film, Main Salman Khan Banana Chahta Hun. The public went into hysteria as dear ol’ Khanbhai™ charged down the centre-stage and delivered a huge kiss to ‘all the (sexy) girls in the world’ and a dismal looking Salman Khan was seen sulking around the podium.


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