2021-08-02 13:59
So. As life has been somewhat difficult lately—mental, physical and spiritual lives, one-and-all—I have chosen to keep my giant rattle trap shut. I was asked to reprint a long-pa… Read More
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2021-07-28 19:49
So. It seems that many of what I’ll call “Bloggie Visitor Anomalies” (BVA’s) have been happening. Squatlo has reported that he has had spikes of more than 2,000 Korea… Read More
2021-03-01 15:37
So. I’m unsure where to start with this so I’ll just dig righton in. The hideous display at CPAC has confirmed many of my hard-earned beliefs re: charismatic Christians. Th… Read More
2021-01-21 22:48
So. As my single most memorable moment from yesterday’s presidential purge was the actual expungement from The Peoples’ Residence, I was quite interested to watch–with my o… Read More
2020-11-08 16:08
So. Here we all are and I haven’t felt the lightness of contenance I now have since when Barak Obama was first elected. I feel ramble-scrambled so I’mma keep this short.
Donald… Read More
2020-10-23 15:05
So. As promises go, I’m a breaker. As frequencies of communication go, I’m quite the slacker. I promised to soon provide a follow-up tome to my fried dough donut posting, and as… Read More
2020-08-17 17:37
So. I don’t know about you guys, but during these tough times when a person with even partial cognitive responsibilities is staying the fuck to the house, mealtimes have become the dom… Read More
2020-07-14 14:34
So. Just a quick word as both warning and request. First the warning:
To all Trump conservatives- Beaware of the presence of the pony-tailed old fart with the funky tattoos on his forearms… Read More
2020-07-09 15:50
So. As a long-term resident of the state of Texas, I should have long ago either gotten used to the weather, or stopped bitching about it. I have done neither, nor.
Likewise, in the neither/… Read More
2020-06-09 15:22
So. As we three have been self-isolated for a now three-months period, it seems appropriate for us to address the many lessons we have learned. In accordance with the Squirt’s wishes… Read More
2020-05-14 17:45
So. Just a quick note vis-a-vis personal entertainment during this C-19 mind fuck. As she has been dominating me at dominoes and Scrabble, the Squirt and I were discussing new games we… Read More
2020-05-05 17:32
So. Here we all are once, and again, reflecting on the havings and have-nottings perpetrated upon us by the C-19 Virus. Me? For my parts I find myself in an ever-growing dichotomy of bipolar… Read More
2020-04-08 16:17
So. Enduring the self-imposed lockdown during its now fifth week duration has become, rather than a totally frustrating experience, instead one of possible enlightenments. My transition from… Read More
2020-03-24 16:00
So. Here we all are once, and again, watching the puppet show that is The Presidency of The United States of America. Deep into the midst of a global pandemic our fearless leader has his hea… Read More
2020-01-28 15:50
So. Back in the day John F. Kennedy wrote a book titled Profiles in Courage, a scholarly tome about eight United States Senators who had the courage to stand tall when circumstances required… Read More
2019-12-23 17:45
So. We three have made it through the better parts of another year and we remain—for the most part, “most” used here in the kindest, most generous ways—intact. I can… Read More
2019-11-12 14:28
So. I’ve not recently written my thoughts to paper—and, thereafter, transplanted those papered blatherings to the electrons that carry the waves of the Internet—for several… Read More
2019-08-12 12:59
Dear Privileged White America:
We were here first, you ignorant sunsabitches. Please, if you are unhappy you take your bigoted and racist, greedy and entitled butts right on back to your po… Read More
2019-07-02 12:00
So. Here we all are, once and again, watching the news stories of gun violence, Trump lies that further decay our Democracy, and our planet’s dying ecosystems. Deranged individuals&mda&hell…Read More
2019-05-17 12:56
So. Here are what I promise to be the last things I say about my prostate as far as my writing about said evil sack of bad intentions as the central thematic material, herein. Not that I pro… Read More
2019-04-24 17:30
So. Herein please allow me to continue with the seemingly never-ending saga re: my turncoat prostate gland. Last you guys knew, Doc Pisters was addressing my surgical aftercare and read me t… Read More
2019-02-20 00:40
So. When last we were together I was attempting to describe/explain my cryoablasion of the prostate surgery experience. I’ll not make any further descriptions of said procedures, nor s… Read More
2019-01-27 14:14
So. In preparations for delivering Part Two of this three-part trilogy, all the while keeping into account that three used to be my lucky number, and having spent a little time in the study… Read More
2019-01-11 18:40
Part 1- The Pre-op.
So. This was going to be one of those relaxed Thanksgiving holiday times when the tensions and pressures that so routinely wreck happy holidays were to be given no measur… Read More
2018-10-10 21:08
So. I was sitting on the pot this morning with a hot cuppa Joe, the Dallas Morning News, and a chilled countenance. The Joe was dripped from a shade grown Costa Rican bean roasted dark and g… Read More
2018-09-21 19:42
So. Here we all are, and once again I’m rather late to my own party. I have excuses galore for my absence, so let’s just get all of that out of the way. First, I have a new grand… Read More
2018-07-05 15:11
So. When considering just how much I am displeased with the state of our politics up to Washington—and the resulting right-wing, nationalistic copy-catting in places like Italy—i… Read More
2018-06-04 13:36
So. In what seems to be a now-recurring life plot, I find myself once more sitting in contemplation on the remarks of a small brown dog, and wondering, yet again, why I am finding it so hard… Read More
2018-02-22 15:36
So. It’s been a full year since our having left Santa Fe and relocating back to Texas and I have some observations to make, the first of which is that I might be a touch prejudiced. OK… Read More
2018-01-29 17:20
So. I think I’m finally getting over the news that my cancer is growing again and I’m powerless to stop it. I don’t mean to say that I’m completely cured of the issue… Read More
2018-01-15 14:17
So. I find myself at another of Life’s great crossroads—one of those places in time when a milestone has been reached—and I’m clueless as to how to think-feel-act in… Read More
2017-12-25 16:10
So. The holiday season is in full swing, and I’m nuts. I don’t mean that the season makes me crazy—which it most certainly does—but, rather, I wish to say, “&ls&hell…Read More
2017-12-07 15:33
So. We three Denton County Johnsons have just returned from a trip to central Texas for a visit with the entire clan. The dogs and I flew south on I-35 in the SS and it was decided that we m… Read More
2017-11-16 16:47
So. I’m sitting here to the keyboard writing because the weather has fucked my day all to Hell and back. Ever since getting diagnosed with the ass cancer I’ve made changes to my… Read More
2017-10-22 15:48
So. It’s been so long since I’ve actually published anything I’ve been writing that the dogs and I have just finished a heated argument thereabout. The gist that was put th… Read More
2017-08-14 13:50
So. There we sat, once and again, in the midst of summer heat, pondering the meaning of Life. The three of us—Squirt, Yoda and I—had mowed, or perhaps mown the grass, weeded the… Read More
2017-07-14 20:47
So. I’m again writing as both part of my commitment to spend thirty minutes each day writing and also my agreement to disclose those of my behaviors that are “call out” beh… Read More
2017-06-29 21:21
So. As before stated to the pages, herein, I have been doing some study work and practice on my poker game while not spending time attending to said and same pages. That is about to change… Read More
2017-05-10 16:01
So. It’s been an interesting few weeks of collecting events upon which I shall, and will, report to you on these pages, hereinafter presented. Having spent considerable effort in debat… Read More
2017-04-13 21:07
So. I was on my back in bed with the covers tucked under my pillow, pulled over my face. The Squirt was stuck on my right hip and the goat dog had jammed himself under my right arm pit, his… Read More
2017-02-08 14:22
So. The dogs and I have now been back to Texas for three months, and we’re finally settled in. Our little Texas ranch-style abode required little for us to successfully, comfortably li… Read More
2017-01-17 14:33
So. Having admitted that I cannot stop writing my thoughts and publishing them to the pages herein, and, likewise, admitting that those same actions are pertinent to my long term positive me… Read More
2016-12-23 14:27
So. After maybe thirteen attempts to write about Trumpie’s appointments, I have given up. Every time I think I’ve mentioned the dumbest appointments since the invention of assign… Read More
2016-11-29 17:24
So. The last month has been a blur. Blurred hours either racing past or passing so slowly as to be nearly motionless; blurry decision making caused by both my own indecisivenesses, and the d… Read More
2016-10-07 03:47
So. What a month, and I’ve missed communicating with you and spewing my nonsense. Packing, planning, selling—wait, no leasing—wait again, selling. OK, selling what was prev… Read More
2016-08-28 20:06
So. I was over to the Firehouse Sub shop on Cerrillos Road, Santa Fe’s busiest local business street. Cerrillos Road is filled not with fancy jewelry stores, $200-a-plate eateries or c… Read More
2016-08-15 15:05
So. On this fine Sunday morning Santa Fe has awakened to crisp 51-degree air with crystalline skies serving as a canvas for the flat clouds of grey moisture typical of this season. For our p… Read More
2016-07-29 18:13
So. Today is a new day in my life. Today shall, and will, be a full day filled with personal reflections, familial considerations and in the end- decisions. The fulfilling of the filled full… Read More
2016-07-15 12:21
So. I’m up at 3:15 am, again, and it seems to be a new habitual. Before today, this time of awakening was for me, as said in Spanish, “Tiempo de perros.” Most times w… Read More
2016-07-08 22:45
So. I’m sitting here to my desk at 5:15 in the AM wondering what went wrong. I watched the live news coverage of the black man shooting Dallas police—apparently an insane reactio… Read More
2016-06-27 13:30
So. Big thinks brewing here to La Casita Johnson de Santa Fe, and big things as well. Most of the things are as yet unsettled and, therefore, to be unmentioned, and since my thinkings are ne… Read More
2016-06-19 21:11
So. Question: “How many gun nuts does it take to change a light bulb?”
Answer: “AK-47.”
We’ve company in from the northwestern coast of America for the week and… Read More
2016-06-09 13:27
So. Having been absent from the pages herewith, hereat, or maybe even herein, I find myself in reflections as to why. Why have I not spewed, why have I not shared, why for fuck sakes, have I… Read More
2016-05-07 13:47
So. I’d promised a Johnson Family update some weeks past, yet, as of this date I’ve been unable to string enough cogent thoughts together re: said family to create writings that… Read More
2016-05-03 21:00
So. We three musketeers have just returned from four days over to Arizona, and while I must say the trip was a gigantic pain in the ass, the resultant outcomes are quite satisfying. The driv… Read More
2016-04-21 13:14
So. The Squirt won. I’m loading the dogs into the car and headed for Arizona. Phoenix, Arizona. Fucking Arizona. Not moving, just visiting–checking out the possibilities for an a… Read More
2016-04-15 13:34
So. I’m sitting here this glorious morning waiting for the sun to get in just the right position for the dogs and I to sunbake. Our pine trees have grown so much that we have but two w… Read More
2016-04-05 14:22
So. I’ve awakened to a landscape plastered with snow. As all the fruit trees here to La Casita Johnson de Santa Fe were covered with blooms yesterday afternoon, we’ll likel… Read More
2016-03-30 01:24
So. A riddle: “How many Mooner Johnsons does it take to fuck up a wet dream?”
The answer is contained, maybe I should say, “The answer is intended to be contained&hel&hell…Read More
2016-03-03 15:23
So. I’m muddling in my own stew—stewing in my juices, if you will—because I’m a knucklehead, and so am I. My ADD is in the same state of pronouncements as is the Moun… Read More
2016-02-15 18:48
So. Please allow me to say, in advance, that I was a little stoned. OK, and in the desire to properly elucidate realities to you, dear readers, allow me to say that I was considerably more t… Read More
2016-02-08 14:24
So. I’ve been absent from these pages for a couple weeks while involved with a personal matter too complicated to share here, and having said that, I should state that it is my c… Read More
2016-01-18 04:57
So. It’s a wondrous and quite interesting weekend of reflections for me as my ADD is a-swirl with the multicolored whirls of the criminally insane. Like the twisted views from the smal… Read More
2016-01-11 15:17
So. It’s January 11th and I have yet to provide a posting in the New Year. This lack of published verbiage is not due to my having not written to you but is, rather, that the several t… Read More
2015-11-06 13:57
So. The first measurable snowfall hit Santa Fe’s streets last night and there is already a skiable base on some of our state’s resorts. All signs are pointing towards heavy, poss… Read More
2015-10-26 15:31
So. The last days of summer sizzled until noon Wednesday—a summer this year of many late sizzles—when a cold, wet frontal air mass moved through and shredded the peaceful c… Read More
2015-10-06 23:28
So. I’m sitting here to my desk at four am, wondering what, inthefuck, is wrong with humans? Are we so afraid of death that we feel obligated to wreck our civilizations, ou… Read More
2015-09-15 23:52
So. Have you guys ever noticed that you are crazy? Totally, lock-me-up-to-the-Looney Bin crazy? Has it ever dawned on you that you might just be the missing link in a Darwi… Read More
2015-08-27 20:57
So. I just got back from a four-day trip up to Colorado. The intentions were for this trip to be a short respite for the dogs from their daily grind, a chance for me to get my sw… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So. Having been missing from the pages herein for several more days than it took to fill the month on the calendar since the last time I wrote silly shit for printing and posting here… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So. It’s another glorious day here to Enchantedland and I’m headed to a funeral. A friend’s husband has died after a protracted illness, and the services are to be h… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So. Something has been happening to me over the last several months, and this particular something has had a quite unsettling effect on my countenances. The affected countenances run… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So. One of Nature’s miracles has happened here to Enchantedland. One of those freakish events that set your mouth agape, and in this case, warms your heart. OK, and also gives y… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So. Here we all are the day after Xmas sitting happy, sassy and overstuffed with holiday good cheer. At least those of us fortunate to have money for food and gifts, the safety required for… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So. I had hoped to be posting the results in the “Mooner promises to either fully support or do his best to destroy a major auto manufacturing company” contest by today, but&mdas&hell…Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
So. Another productive week from our Republican controlled Federal Congress. For the some-dozenth time a vote to repeal The Affordable Care Act, and less than two weeks after the terrorist a… Read More
2006-06-07 11:16
[Editor’s Note: I had fully intended to post this before I left for Texas, yet and alas, I forgot. My further intentions would be to write, and post a follow-up. Good luck to us all on… Read More
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