WASHINGTON – This morning former staffers of the Obama White House acknowledged that President Obama invited John Kerry to Thanksgiving dinner in 2013 in order to stage an intervention. Earlier that week Obama met with several members of his administration to discuss Secretary Kerry’s Botox usage. After a lengthy discussion, the decision to stage an intervention was unanimous. Former Press Secretary Jay Carney credited Joe Biden for using Thanksgiving dinner as a decoy. “Vice President Biden said the invitation would be the perfect excuse for Secretary Kerry to avoid spending the holiday with his wife’s family. Secretary Kerry accepted the invitation enthusiastically, even offering to stay late and help clean up.” During his 2004 presidential campaign, John Kerry regularly scheduled photo-ops of himself windsurfing or dominating treacherous ski slopes to demonstrate his youthful vigor. Collegiate-style hairpieces helped Kerry maintain the facade of turning back time but the inevitable aging process began to betray the youthful bounty of his track-star coif. In 2009 Kerry resorted to using Botox in an effort to forestall the insidious ramifications of aging. Sources inside Kerry’s inner circle say he was so excited after his first Botox injection that he immediately demanded more. “His instantaneous excitement […]