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Michael Moore “Pretty Sure” He Experienced Erection During TSA Pat-Down

NEW YORK – Not everyone is complaining about the Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) “pat-down” procedures. During a time in which thousands of Americans share their dissatisfaction with being groped and prodded, fondled and squeezed at airports, filmmaker Michael Moore is calling for Americans to “lighten up” and “enjoy” what he called “a necessary precaution that will help to enhance America’s reputation around the world.” Appearing on The Maury Povich Show to promote his new book White People Make Me Vomit, Moore described his recent experience at the hands of TSA workers before boarding a plane in his home state of Michigan. Members of the audience snickered as Moore explained that it took two TSA security personnel to rummage through the many folds and layers of his wide rippled girth. But it was when he revealed he purposely did not wear underwear on the day of his flight that the audience gasped with surprise. “I figured if they were going to be feeling me up, I may as well give em’ something to feel. So I left my underwear at home.” The Daily Rash caught up with audience member Paul Tarkenton in the parking lot. Mr. Tarkenton left the show when […]



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