We knew it was only a matter of time before a camera caught Miley Cyrus with her mouth wrapped around something long and cylindrical. However, the last thing we thought it would be was a bong. We share in your disappointment, Billy Ray.
Fortunately, the harmonizing hayseed wasn't puffing on the forbidden Mary Jane, but rather Salvia, a psychoactive plant that makes you trip balls and inexplicably film friends doing the same.
Is Salvia a sacred leaf that binds mind and spirit into a mystical realm of higher understanding, or is it another havoc wreaking Party drug? Up to you. One known side effect? It's been a pain in Miley's ass.
Is Salvia a sacred leaf that binds mind and spirit into a mystical realm of higher understanding, or is it another havoc wreaking Party drug? Up to you. One known side effect? It's been a pain in Miley's ass.
16 | States have enacted legislation to place regulatory controls on Salvia divinorum and/or salvinorin A as of February, 2010. Still Legal in most of the U.S., it is sold on the web and in head shops up to 120 times its natural potency. Makes you yearn for the simpler times when kids huffed rubber cement. |
I am 100 percent in favor of the intelligent use of Drugs, and 1,000 percent against the thoughtless use of them, whether caffeine or LSD.
Timothy Leary | |
desultory |
adj. wavering, unsteady, erratic.
Used in a sentence: Much like midget porn, Salvia has a highly desultory effect on its users.
Maybe twenty years from now Salvia will be effectively used to treat Alzheimer's or chronic pain, provided the bureaucrats don't kill the drug's medicinal potential after Miley let the cat out of the bag. Thanks for ruining the magical underground herb that's a legal trip (for now). However, I will say, Kudos to Miley (or i suppose her friend) for playing some Bush in the background. At least someone with shitty taste in music has friends that don't. |
