Alright it's my birthday! Cough up the gifts people!
Clothes!
More Clothes! Two pairs of shorts for the Summer.
You were going to have to buy me new Summer clothes
to replace the ones I outgrew. Yet you managed to disguise your
obligation to provide me with clothing as a birthday present!
What else do you have in those wrapped packages - Food?
A book! Seriously, A F#$kin' book!
Toy Story 3. Isn't that a movie?
Nobody bother to take me to SEE the movie!
Instead, I get to READ the book.
I hear this Movie is in 3-D.
You know what else is in 3-D.
This F#$kin' book upside your head!
This Family Sucks!
