My name is Kitt and this is the beginning of the Empress Stories. If you notice, whenever I am speaking, my words are in blue and unbolded. Empress demanded this because she feels that Cats are above humans and she refuses to have her conversation outshined by my own. Empress’ words are always in Red and Bolded. And now, Empress’ Plan to Rule the World:
Hey Empress
Oh hi human
Why do you call me human?
Because that’s what you are
I know but you could call me human mom or Kitt like the other cats do.
I don’t want to call you that!
Ok you don’t have to..... sheesh. Why are you drawing a picture of you kicking your litter box over?
Oh that? It’s just part of my super smart and evil plan
Evil plan?
Yes....I’m Gonna Rule the world......someday, like tomorrow maybe, or in a month.
Um......you're joking right? You don’t really think you're Gonna rule the world right? Because if you do, I think you need help.
I don’t need help I need cat domination to work!
Okaaaay..............you scare me sometimes.
REALLY?! THAT’S GREAT! MY PLAN IS WORKING!!! YAY!
So how do you plan on ruling the world?
Let me break it down human. My cousin Marco in Russia designs blimps and my Cousin Paul in Texas builds them.
Okaaaay......Continue.
Don’t tell me what to do human. Now .... Paul is going to put dirty kitty litter, dirt, wet cat food and bugs in the blimps. He is making 50 so they can go to each state.
Wow.
Yup I’m smart I know!
I think you're more crazy then smart.
What did you just say? I know you are not talking back to me and calling me names human. Are you? Are You??? Anyway you human, we are going to dump that stuff on you humans and you will beg for mercy but we won’t give it.
And we will take over the world!
Then we will put SPECIAL collars on you humans.
What?
Whenever you try to scream for help it will electrocute you. Sound familiar? You put them on dogs you inhumane things!
Wow you're mad.
YES I AM MAD! IM SICK OF BEING TOLD WHAT I CAN AND CAN’T DO! YOU DON’T OWN ME!
Uh...I kinda do.
SHUT UP human! BY THE WAY human, WHEN YOU PUT MY WORDS DOWN DO NOT ABBREVIATE THEM, DO NOT USE SHORTCUTS EVER AGAIN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HUMAN. IF NOT, YOU WILL SOON, BEST BELIEVE IT!!
I’m gonna let you finish your plan.
YOU DO THAT! *hisses*
Um...Mom, Empress needs a therapist!
NO I DON’T! *slaps* TAKE IT BACK human!
Never mind Mom, I ...was joking.
*whispers* Help Me!
Hey Empress
Oh hi human
Why do you call me human?
Because that’s what you are
I know but you could call me human mom or Kitt like the other cats do.
I don’t want to call you that!
Ok you don’t have to..... sheesh. Why are you drawing a picture of you kicking your litter box over?
Oh that? It’s just part of my super smart and evil plan
Evil plan?
Yes....I’m Gonna Rule the world......someday, like tomorrow maybe, or in a month.
Um......you're joking right? You don’t really think you're Gonna rule the world right? Because if you do, I think you need help.
I don’t need help I need cat domination to work!
Okaaaay..............you scare me sometimes.
REALLY?! THAT’S GREAT! MY PLAN IS WORKING!!! YAY!
So how do you plan on ruling the world?
Let me break it down human. My cousin Marco in Russia designs blimps and my Cousin Paul in Texas builds them.
Okaaaay......Continue.
Don’t tell me what to do human. Now .... Paul is going to put dirty kitty litter, dirt, wet cat food and bugs in the blimps. He is making 50 so they can go to each state.
Wow.
Yup I’m smart I know!
I think you're more crazy then smart.
What did you just say? I know you are not talking back to me and calling me names human. Are you? Are You??? Anyway you human, we are going to dump that stuff on you humans and you will beg for mercy but we won’t give it.
And we will take over the world!
Then we will put SPECIAL collars on you humans.
What?
Whenever you try to scream for help it will electrocute you. Sound familiar? You put them on dogs you inhumane things!
Wow you're mad.
YES I AM MAD! IM SICK OF BEING TOLD WHAT I CAN AND CAN’T DO! YOU DON’T OWN ME!
Uh...I kinda do.
SHUT UP human! BY THE WAY human, WHEN YOU PUT MY WORDS DOWN DO NOT ABBREVIATE THEM, DO NOT USE SHORTCUTS EVER AGAIN. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HUMAN. IF NOT, YOU WILL SOON, BEST BELIEVE IT!!
I’m gonna let you finish your plan.
YOU DO THAT! *hisses*
Um...Mom, Empress needs a therapist!
NO I DON’T! *slaps* TAKE IT BACK human!
Never mind Mom, I ...was joking.
*whispers* Help Me!
