At area Theme Parks, not only are you burdened with people matching and wearing Crocs, but you get to deal with the women who don only sports bras, and the men who wear the cut-off shorts. Tank tops on men are in full force, and often feature Nascar driver support or something equally redneck, such as Busch beer. The ideal arm hole length falls down to the tops of their shorts, and you can see everything under the shirt. Women will wear bikini tops, basically for the functionality of the water rides only, however, they will be worn on those who are proud to display the goods when they probably shouldn’t.

Shirts that don’t cover completely, see through tanks, and excessively short shorts on people whose legs look like highway road maps are just normal sightseeing adventures for those who work at the Theme parks. I don’t think I would honestly make it being employed at one of these, for sheer terror and fright.

And now, I deliver the goods.