So, about an hour ago my car got broken into. Or rather, I learned that my car got broken into an hour ago. Granted, Hipsteria is not known for it's lack of criminal element, but as a supporter of unorganized crime everywhere I do feel entitled to a free pass or four.
I walked to my vehicle, got inside, and quickly noted that everything from my dashboard was strewn across my front seat, the compartment between the seats was open, shit in general was DisArrayed.
But you know what FuckTard? The jokes on you. Because the only thing of value I have besides my car is my iPod, which died today. So I took it inside to charge. There was absolutely nothing to steal! All they did was go through my papers and CDs, none of which they took. I'm kind of insulted, there are some really good mixes in there. And moreover, if you break into a car, why not just hotwire it? Steal it, idiot! Even I know how to jump start a car. That means you are a total shithead. I mean, have the self respect to bash in my window or something since the only thing you saw fit to take was my $10 cigarette case with the logo "Someone had to set a bad example"
Well, FuckTard, YOU set a bad example for thieves everywhere. You should have taken SOMETHING, even if only to inconvience me. Take my headphones that were there, or even my registration so I have to wait in line at the DMV. Jesus, get creative.
God, people are idiots.
Flapper Out
-ThaFlapper
