GARY
Boy, that was fun and exciting!

MARY
And educational. What a package deal!

KENDRA
Thanks, you two. You’ve taught us a lot today.

GARY
About nicknames and fear.

MARY
About fire and basketball.

GARY
About speaking and bleeding.

MARY
And about love.

GARY
We did?

MARY
I did.

GARY
Well, aren’t you little Miss Special?

MARY
I picked up on the subtle subtext.

KENDRA
Okay, you two, that’s enough.

GARY
It’s okay, we fight because we care.


MARY
I wish that were true.

KENDRA
No seriously, get out. You’re hogging the limelight.

GARY & MARY
Okay, bye, bye!

(Gary and Mary exit.)

KENDRA
Well, this concludes Workplace Appropriateness, your corporate training video. Remember the lessons you have learned here, and apply them to your job and your life liberally. Follow your heart and fight for what you believe in. Stand up and turn around, never let them shoot us down. Never! Never! Love your job, but don’t love your job. Keep things in perspective by repeatedly keeping things in perspective. Above all, have confidence in yourself, because somebody has to. And always leave your audience guessing. Thank you all, I have been your host, Kendra. Or have I?

(She laughs heartily, maniacally. Lights fade out. The End!)