The joke that won the best joke competition in Britain





       A Chinese man walked?into a pub in the US late one night and saw
Steven Spielberg.

       As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed to him and asked for
his autograph.


       Instead, Spielberg gave him a slap on the face and said,

       "You Chinese bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here."



       The astonished Chinese man replied,

       "Chinese did not bomb your Pearl Harbor, it was actually the
Japanese."

       "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same." responded
Spielberg.



       In return, the Chinese man gave Spielberg a slap on the face and
said,

       "You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship."



       Shocked, Spielberg replied,

       "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."



       The Chinese man replied,

       "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."





       This particular joke won the best joke in a competition in Britain.