-Why did the kids have to return all their Christmas presents to Santa this year?

-Santa had tested positive for steroids.

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-What does the loser do during his coffee break?

-He checks his spam mail.

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-Does Santa Claus pay any taxes?

-Of course not; he does not exist.

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-Why will the kids get their Christmas Presents delivered by drone this year?

-Santa wants to stay indoors and just watch Star Wars.

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-Why does the Hitman always rescue the spiders from the shower instead of killing them?

-In case there’s a Hell.

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-What present does the transgender kid want from Santa this year?

-A file shredder to destroy his Birth Certificate.

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-Santa Claus started to suffer from arthritis and didn’t want to do his Christmas round anymore- so he got each kid a gun machine so they could all go shoot each other.

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-Sister, I’m in love!

-How do you know you’re really in love?

-Well, whenever he moves 20 steps away I start getting a panic attack!

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-Why don’t vegans take antibiotics when they are going through infections?

-They don’t want to kill bacteria, whom are living beings

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-Why does Billy always line up for Linda’s till to buy his Lottery Ticket?

-Linda is about to inherit 90K.

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-Why did Santa get Susan pregnant?

-Susan’s six year-old daughter Amanda had asked Santa for a baby brother, and there wasn’t a father in the household.

Thanks for sharing, and Happy Christmas to this Little Big World!

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