2023-02-04 05:47
I was indeed manufactured as a Lucky chewing gum: what was my joy, after six months waiting on top of a shelf at a candy shop, when a young mother chose me for her six year old Becky to… Read More
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2023-01-17 22:58
Dan was only 11 when his professional diplomats family moved to the African capital.
It was going to be a six year shift and it took him only 3 days to love it there, just like his littl… Read More
2022-11-30 12:40
1. A happy family are having an issue, and decide to take their four year old to the shrink.– How can I help you, lovely family?– Well, this is Tom, our four year old, and since… Read More
2022-09-27 08:34
Jokes!1. Hi Jenny, how are you?– Not too well, you know. I had to break up with Dan.– How come? He treats you like a Princess!– He bought me a Cartier watch.– Are you… Read More
2022-08-25 16:26
1. A remote village was experiencing a strange phenomena. Many women were being locked up in the local psychiatric ward after claiming the Sheriff’s wife kept a tyrannosaurus in her ga… Read More
2022-08-13 18:22
Oh Bones of mine, I beg you once again,
To take me places, allow me to spend,
But don’t let me commit stupidity…
Don’t let me fail to men.
You have inspired t… Read More
2022-05-17 20:57
1. Hi Lucia, why are you crying?– it’s terrible… I stepped on a cockroach!!!– don’t worry about that, I’m sure you got plenty more cockroaches… Read More
2022-03-19 14:08
Bruna had had it all, lost it all, and regained it all.
A successful career in Art Curating at a top London Museum, a dream husband, a bustling social life and money to make out pape… Read More
2022-01-28 23:03
1. What do modern cannibals enjoy the most for dinner?– obese AIs in barbecue sauce!
2. A new cook is enjoying success after the guests can’t stop praising her skills.She deci… Read More
2021-12-26 10:20
1- A man walks into a petshop named “skilled puppies”.The clerk shows him around;– We’ve got this excellent malterser, great for kids, he is trained to help the… Read More
2021-12-13 07:57
One year into the Pandemic, Celia couldn’t help laughing at all those joggers who had taken wise opportunity from the virus to embrace a new healthy life, heading to the Streets of… Read More
2021-10-29 07:38
Tim was looking forward to stockpiling on Jack Daniels for the Long Weekend, and he didn’t know whether it was seeing Natalie’s smile at the till, or wasting three full days bei… Read More
2021-09-15 05:00
If weaving Beauty, Patterns and Snapshots of the Human Mysterious Soul is her day to day job, once a month…. the Artist needs to blend into the World and touch the Ground.
She know… Read More
2021-08-29 14:49
Can have a True meaning for Some…A promise is a promise,
To those who cane enjoy
The Freedom of their words…
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
Thanks to all my Lovely Readers!!!!T… Read More
2021-08-23 05:53
Hello, Globe!!!
Don’t we all love Madonna????
In a way, I REALLY DO…
To be continued….
The post Madonna… appeared first on Imagination strikes Read More
2021-08-17 02:29
Once upon a times…Once upon a times, when there were not so many gadgets, three beautiful friends competed among each other for boy’s attention…
with dancing! makeup… Read More
2021-08-17 01:19
Friday 13th Joke Aftermath!!!
How do you make a savage, rude and ambitious female officer striptease right at the centre of the city Square?
Simple. You just say the magic word CHEERS… Read More
2021-08-14 01:28
– Why did Adam punch little holes on to his Umbrella?
– To not upset the Rain!!!!
Ha, Ha, Hahaha, Hahaha!!!!!
Good Luck Scarabs are Here….!please Share!!!!… Read More
2021-07-21 12:57
Me and jesusito…A lady on a plane once told me Hapiness doesn’t exist, its just moments….
Geology lovers like myself…Some say its making new friends!!!
The A… Read More
2021-07-01 00:26
What’s the difference between a Madrid Brat, and a London Brat?
-The Madrid Brat acts like she’s a Police Officer, whereas the London Brat is actually…. A Real Police… Read More
2021-06-24 21:50
You see her around
Sometimes talking to herself…
Others up in the Clouds.
…….She loves taking her pills….
Her voice echoes up and down;
Is she happ… Read More
2021-04-20 14:59
1. -Why did Shannon the teenager get arrested during the pandemic?
– She sported a mask that read the words “Kiss Me”.
2. Why did Leisha have a license to not wear a… Read More
2021-03-19 12:02
A gangster’s girlfriend is missing the intimate bit of the relationship, and decides to take action. She gets a policewoman outfit at the carnival shop, then eagerly waits for her man… Read More
2021-03-07 04:38
I only cry when I’m happy… and that’s ok.
I don’t check my email everyday…. and I haven’t missed a bargain.
I don’t fantasize with being a b… Read More
2021-01-22 09:06
A man walks in to his routine medical check-up, and the physician finishes reading the test results.
-OK, I’m going to prescribe you one bottle of whiskey a day, along with one pack… Read More
2021-01-07 22:20
I am a Cherry, they call me the Dolly
Swung by the July wind under a Sun so keen
Too high up for the farmers to pick me
Yet at a height where I can hear the laughter of fellow c… Read More
2020-12-23 20:25
Rejection. And the always longest routes we take in order to avoid it…. yet, some of us have had to learn the way to construcitively embrace it, making it a volcano-like source of fre… Read More
2020-12-14 09:18
My summer holidays…
Now what a year… 2020!
It has been the block year when I lost my keyring but found my set of keys
Got mad at myself then made up with lovely deed… Read More
2020-05-03 18:41
The smell of cheap cigarettes on Suna’s hair every Friday evening had become the main conversation topic during her parent’s spare time.
Excelling at work was the only thing that… Read More
2020-04-07 14:38
– “Oh no Frances, don’t do that again! It’s only Tuesday…. What time is it?”
– “Early enough, and listen to this, it says Venus is aligning… Read More
2020-04-05 06:55
Once upon a dream there was a very special blueberry tree.
Its fruits refused to blend into muffins so they only showed at night, when they talked funny gossip about the garden bugs’… Read More
2020-03-31 23:18
A student finds her flatmate searching through all the cupboards and wardrobes, saying , “I know you’re in there!”
So she gently asks her,
” Nancy, who are you talkin… Read More
2020-03-25 09:00
Alex remained indifferent to the plague all the village was worried about, for he was the village fool…
Errands for you, and you! fix my car, polish Mr Quito’s shoes in three m… Read More
2020-03-21 23:54
Every night
Little diamonds float inside
The glass of water on my bedside table.
They glow with ease
The town is sweet.
I breathe harmony.
Another gift, another day
And as I pray
I am please… Read More
2020-03-19 10:12
A lady in her thirties has been applying for work-from-home jobs since a couple of weeks. Then one morning, her phone starts buzzing. It’s for a job!
After being asked a few easy quest… Read More
2020-03-16 16:39
Love, love, beautiful strong LoveHomeTurquoiseDayNightJust sharing some art during these times….
Keep checking for more, and don’t forget to drop your comments!
Thanks
To those… Read More
2020-03-09 10:40
“Why do you want to go to St Ives? It´s a five hour train ride… we can fly to Ibiza in less than two hours.”
“No Ibiza. I just want to go to St Ives.”
&l&hell…Read More
2020-03-06 11:08
You loved to be cat called, Selena, and this time I was going to do this in a way you never heard before.
Since you moved in upstairs, three months back, my Budgie had stopped singing every… Read More
2020-02-22 10:06
Eight months through the exciting launching of La Allegrina, Fabio got the chance to get a grip of what running your own restaurant demanded: spoil the customers, discipline the staff… Read More
2020-02-14 10:47
On this special day loaded with lots of love and surprises, make sure you let the fun spread about!
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What did the vigorexic do… Read More
2020-02-12 11:54
A candidate turns up drunk at the interview.
– I hope you understand we cannot hire people with drinking problems, Miss.
– But I don’t have a drinking problem! ….&n&helli…Read More
2020-02-10 11:42
A relieving January feeling trespassed Rob’s twelve figure calculations as his business was retrieving new wings.
Sat at one of those new characterless franchise terrace cafes, he enjo… Read More
2020-02-08 09:00
It was a sleep-through Saturday when a very pleasant, multi-dimentional dream got spoilt by a truck horn.
In the dream, a jeweller shouted „all items free today!”
As reality quic… Read More
2020-02-07 09:00
Another February Friday morning at the factory, but today, Dave has shown up fully compliant with his gear and uniform.
– You’re looking a little different today. The… Read More
2019-04-04 13:02
To you, the womb, the daisy and the pie
To them, the grooms, the lazy and the wild
A storm can bring oh such exotic seeds
Ugly froggies to kiss and a very funny sneeze
Whatever you do… Read More
2018-12-06 09:00
After an adventurous break I am back to invoke the daisy faeries that are popular among worldwide Grandmothers’ popular folktales….
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If Hollyw… Read More
2018-08-30 12:58
I’ve got the BodyI hope he now believes me about the divorceAre you tired babyI hope we don’t get lost again!I set my own rules Read More
2018-08-28 08:04
Dora hadn’t a clue that her smile was something to be ashamed of. She was in her mother’s car praying it wouldn’t crash as mum was closing some business deals over the phon… Read More
2018-07-28 16:43
-There you are, Candy! I rushed down here like a Bee. Actually managed to sneak out from the meeting by faking a resignation again. So this better be a real Emergency.
-They can’t roll… Read More
2018-07-11 15:10
I am the Wicked Bitch
No- one saw me naked
Gucci shades
Fittest legs
Pick a cat-fight each Friday.
Again! I’m arrested and at the station
Cops whisper me their numbers under the table… Read More
2018-07-09 09:44
Imagine a World with no customer services?
Or maybe something in between…. AIs serving our roast beefs at the Pub?
Yes we are all watching a decline in customer services’ per… Read More
2018-06-10 10:11
A Sign.
Kamila’s latest Designer bag acquisition had made her trip that morning and spill the coffee on her report.
Tiffany’s had only hired her because the Shorthand skills made… Read More
2018-06-06 10:28
It was only two weeks ago.
Shrek- the alias for this gangsta- was cursing his demons as his new BMW had been kept at the mechanic’s for another three days. Heat wave in London. Bus pac… Read More
2018-06-05 10:46
“I love Children“. Here’s the childless and partnerless 30 year-old office professional trying to sound adorable and acceptable in her circle.
“What do you mean, you… Read More
2018-05-05 12:14
Just past midnight. I’ve been looking at those shiny gems out through the window, but not really looking. I was watching that nobody steals the Stars, moon, planes bats and drones… Read More
2018-04-20 16:20
Abi was about to become the last person in Pimlico Village, London, to give up on Fix.
Yes, he was the local grocer who sold him forty small plastic bags everyday for Fix to stuff weed in… Read More
2018-03-09 15:58
A twenty-pound note and an American Express card are getting all philosophical while left over the night table.
-“You are really lucky, says the note to the card. You’ve got a n… Read More
2018-02-27 06:19
Single and Free. A great place to be. A magnet for opportunity. A chance to regain your head, heart and time.
To make the most of this free vacation, here are some great ideas to make the le… Read More
2018-02-19 05:00
Do Not Laugh?
Luckily for us two-legged hoarders it is legal to laugh. Almost everywhere.
If life has battered you like a baseball and you cannot even remember the last time you laughed fro… Read More
2018-02-07 22:47
“I knew it!”
The golden ring found on the floor- right in front of my face- that the dishevelled foreigner handed me for ten quid was made of brass, said the jeweller, holding a… Read More
2018-02-02 13:17
I’ve seen that blonde before
Remembering the WarMy dear Lattee, I am always late because of you! Read More
2018-01-30 06:59
They call me Milly and they say I’ve got Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. But that’s all bull shit.
The Bogeywoman often chases me in my nightmares because I am a Genius. Then in… Read More
2018-01-13 08:51
Stella could still vividly recall the day she and three of her classmates were caught eating chewing gum and ketchup instead of going to the school meals. After the drama a dietician told… Read More
2018-01-06 12:44
Duncan was a happy IT programmer, and since he married Tatiana his lifetime vocation to become a Nurse had been half fulfilled.
They had met in Cyprus at a late night Hotel Can Can show and… Read More
2017-12-30 10:42
His flight to Tokyo had been cancelled until further notice. Not a fan of waiting at the Airport bees nest, Antoine had left his luggage at Heathrow, and then felt free and weightless explor… Read More
2017-12-26 09:01
Danny T’s computer beeped. Mum was doing her nails in the kitchen and jumped from the stool.
-Mum! I’m in! I’m going to Oxford Uni! The email just came in! I’m going… Read More
2017-12-22 09:51
-Why did the kids have to return all their Christmas presents to Santa this year?
-Santa had tested positive for steroids.
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-What does the loser do during hi… Read More
2017-12-19 08:52
Madhura had been walking for twenty minutes under the rain through the streets of Uxbridge. It was half six AM and the whole world had embraced her new freedom -which could be described as h… Read More
2017-12-09 12:18
Danny “the promising kid” was never to forget that day at the bicycle sheds.
It was snowing and his mother appeared out of nowhere, holding a pair of earmuffs.
“Danny! What… Read More
2017-12-02 20:57
Despite the pain and drain that come from working at the Children’s Unit of St Patrick’s Hospital, Tricia loved every minute of her job. She called the children “my kids&rd&hell…Read More
2017-12-01 09:57
Just when routine had become emotionally unsustainable, and Jeff’s PR Executive job made him envy all kinds of deviants, surfers and soldiers, a storm broke out on a Monday morning.
He… Read More
2017-11-29 08:37
Hearing these words from an old buddy who knew me well was like looking in the mirror and seeing someone else.
A Tomboy? Me? Why?
” Because you can hang around with us and stand up for… Read More
2017-11-20 15:44
I am not the jealous type. But what happened to me last Christmas changed my marriage for good.
I had been suspecting her existence for a couple of months -but I didn’t think twice whe… Read More
2017-11-12 08:14
I had always known My Grandpas for their passion for quarrelling. Whether it was the milkshake flavour I would have for breakfast, who was going to drive the Caravan or or what Christmas pre… Read More
2017-11-07 14:13
Caffeine hurts, Caffeine drains you, you look nervous. I had heard it all.
Gazing at the infinite coffee lovers’ options at my favourite massive supermarket, and with time leakin… Read More
2017-10-29 06:12
Nathan thought he had hit the jackpot with his ingenious idea of making some extra cash. He was living the dream. A groovy basement flat in the heart of Westminster was his day and night off… Read More
2017-10-24 13:45
“I promise I won’t be long Candy, just going in there to get us some Marshmallows!”Honey? I won’t make it to the hallowe’en party!Two baby Unicorns are born in… Read More
2017-10-14 11:00
Pain heals pain. This struck her tormented mind with Light.
Her cat had been at the Vet’s for almost a week. Memories of an unhappy upbringing had been strangling her throat throughou… Read More
2017-10-13 10:21
It was a stormy midnight near the palace.
The Bat was really enjoying the shower of vicious-like rain and looking for company. As he was flying near the hill, he thought he could remotely he… Read More
2017-09-29 05:28
That awkward moment. It gets even more frequent as we grow older.
Usually involving a middle-aged divorcee: we ask for her age. “How old do I look?” She ventures. Of course, you… Read More
2017-09-25 11:50
Alcohol is a dater’s best friend.
All it takes a woman to win a man’s heart is to babysit him throughout a hangover.
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What did the desert advent… Read More
2017-09-23 09:08
Her best friend calls her a compulsive polygamist.
She just can’t do without nine guys on the speed dial.
Like a magician shuffling his cards craftily, she fits in all the men into he… Read More
2017-09-22 13:34
DreamsThis is what I work for.
Those were the real times.I might die- but my tattoo will last forever.Wondering if creatures believe in God…In quest for the machine of everlasting e… Read More
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