This excerpt is from the book entitled 40 Strange Groups available here on Amazon

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Christians who believe the Literal Truth of the Book of Genesis accuse Oil Companies of fabricating the production of oil from the ground. The CAOI group believes that oil companies are the product of Satan, who are in league with anti-christian groups to undermine the literal truth of The Bible.

CAOI believes the oil comes from the tar sands and is then piped to the drilling platforms, where a major hoax then takes place. The pipes are two way, so that the oil companies pump the oil to the oil rigs and then pump it back again to the refinery, giving the illusion of oil production where none actually exists.

The CAOI spokesmen Everett J Palatine puts it this way: “Man, this is a huge hoax, why if all that oil was actually taken from the ground it would leave huge holes in the earth and then the whole world would collapse into the interior of the planet. It’s a huge fraud being perpetrated by the anti-Christian coalition, and especially the followers of Evolution, who are trying to deny the existence of our loving and caring God and his role in the creation of our Earth. Amen.”