Not Heather Locklear, Just some random drunk Blonde

The Melrose Place actress was apparently Arrested on Saturday night around 4am after the mess drove her BMW onto a curb and over a No Parking sign in Westlake Village, CA!

She then proceeded to do the intelligent thing…and tried to flee the scene!

Authorities somehow linked her to everything, and upon arrival at her house saw that her vehicle’s damage matched that of the accident! Locklear was charged with a misdemeanor, cited, and then released.

What was she doing up driving around that late at night?? She’s lucky it was a Parking Sign and not a person!

We know that having your only bit of relevancy on the chopping block for cancellation must suck, but c’mon!